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cindosha
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 1,202
August 1999
Posts: 2,794
Layouts: 32
Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
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a carrot 
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Idahopea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 118,464
December 2003
Posts: 4,192
Layouts: 0
Loc: Idaho
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momof1child
BucketHead
PeaNut 542,144
February 2012
Posts: 850
Layouts: 0
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My grandson will love this riddle.
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cindosha
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 1,202
August 1999
Posts: 2,794
Layouts: 32
Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
| Posted: 3/8/2013 5:33:50 PM
one of the little girls at my school told me that one. i loved it 
a couple of my favorite kid friendly jokes are:
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef!!
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
where's my tractor....
the kids love them!!
what is your favorite kid friendly joke?
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Ouiser
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 196,226
March 2005
Posts: 8,864
Layouts: 0
Loc: in the South
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I still remember my kids tell my "what is orange and goes click click click?"
A ballpoint carrot. |
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Just Lizzy
Original Pea #5005
PeaNut 19,817
August 2001
Posts: 20,137
Layouts: 54
Loc: On the rocky shores of life... AKA Mid-Missouri
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.  |
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*Delphinium Twinkle*
I'm just a pea:)
PeaNut 163,613
August 2004
Posts: 68,268
Layouts: 236
Loc: *Sunny Southern California*
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Cute, my DGD will love these jokes |
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valincal
Comfortably numb.
PeaNut 227,939
October 2005
Posts: 13,599
Layouts: 5
Loc: Southern Alberta
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Love these! Gotta share with my little nephew!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Duane
Duane who?
Duane the tub, I'm dwownin!
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cindosha
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 1,202
August 1999
Posts: 2,794
Layouts: 32
Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
| Posted: 3/8/2013 5:43:22 PM
love the gummy bear one!!!
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FairyPoppins
PeaAddict
PeaNut 186,145
January 2005
Posts: 1,212
Layouts: 0
Loc: far from home
| Posted: 3/8/2013 5:54:22 PM
What's brown and sticky?
A stick! |
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twinsmom-fla99
PeaFixture
PeaNut 203,642
May 2005
Posts: 3,349
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/8/2013 5:55:28 PM
What's in a leprachaun's backyard?
Patty O'Furniture.  | |
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Just Lizzy
Original Pea #5005
PeaNut 19,817
August 2001
Posts: 20,137
Layouts: 54
Loc: On the rocky shores of life... AKA Mid-Missouri
| Posted: 3/8/2013 6:03:48 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce In!
My DGD Anya calls this "the salad joke". |
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Iowa_girl
PeaNut
PeaNut 225,620
October 2005
Posts: 378
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/8/2013 6:08:44 PM
How do you spell Mississippi without any "I's"?
**close your eyes and say MISSISSIPPI**
Rail Road Crossing, watch out for cars...how do you spell it without any R's?
"I T" (Don't emphasize the "it" when you say the first part - emphasize cars"
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Peabay
Happy now?
PeaNut 156,993
July 2004
Posts: 44,664
Layouts: 13
Loc: Connecticut
| Posted: 3/8/2013 6:35:18 PM
My 10 year old loved the gummy bear one; she knew the carrot one. She said it's on the milk cartons at school. |
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lioness-rampant
BucketHead
PeaNut 430,535
July 2009
Posts: 607
Layouts: 0
Loc: UK
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For older kids:
Pete and re-Pete are in a boat. Pete fell in, who's left?
Re-Pete
Pete and repeat are in a boat, Pete fell in, who's left?
(See how long that goes on for!)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no- eye deer ( no idea)
What do you call a gorilla with no ears?
anything you like he can't hear you.
A man walks into a cafe with a giraffe on a lead. He ties it up tightly to a pillar and walks in. as he sits down the owner runs up shouting, 'Hey! You! No! You can't leave that lyin' there" .... Man looks at him in disbelief and says, "Are you nuts? That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
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peaname
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 510,579
June 2011
Posts: 2,460
Layouts: 0
Loc: The Land of Steady Habits
| Posted: 3/9/2013 7:17:09 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels. |
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jemali
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 409,844
January 2009
Posts: 2,328
Layouts: 0
Loc: Dayton (MN)
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Why did the jelly bean go to school?
It wanted to be a smartie.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quarter back. |
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dulcemama
AncestralPea
PeaNut 302,969
March 2007
Posts: 4,961
Layouts: 1
Loc: participating in WWR and RAA
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How did the egg cross the street?
It scrambled.
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Ms. Liz
Practically Perfect in Every Way
PeaNut 199,404
April 2005
Posts: 6,608
Layouts: 2
Loc: deep in the hundred acre woods
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Why was the lettuce embarrased?
It saw the salad dressing. |
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I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
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Ms. Liz
Practically Perfect in Every Way
PeaNut 199,404
April 2005
Posts: 6,608
Layouts: 2
Loc: deep in the hundred acre woods
| Posted: 3/9/2013 8:21:39 PM
Why was the swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
Because if it was an inch longer it would be a foot.
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I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
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Ms. Liz
Practically Perfect in Every Way
PeaNut 199,404
April 2005
Posts: 6,608
Layouts: 2
Loc: deep in the hundred acre woods
| Posted: 3/9/2013 8:23:00 PM
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her B shells.
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I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
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Ms. Liz
Practically Perfect in Every Way
PeaNut 199,404
April 2005
Posts: 6,608
Layouts: 2
Loc: deep in the hundred acre woods
| Posted: 3/9/2013 8:28:47 PM
I just heard the Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman.
I'm sure their kids won't be much to look at.
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I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
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miss_lizzie
PeaAddict
PeaNut 229,470
October 2005
Posts: 1,262
Layouts: 0
Loc: My DH's heart
| Posted: 3/9/2013 8:48:57 PM
Did you hear about the bedbugs that fell in love?
They got married in the spring. |
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Peal
Hello, is this thing on?
PeaNut 60,761
January 2003
Posts: 8,485
Layouts: 28
Loc: Who's asking?
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Why do bulldogs have flat faces?
From chasing parked cars. |
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