THIS is why DSO is banned from doing the grocery shopping:

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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:32:35 PM
We are on a tight budget this month. There were 5 things on his list: chicken fillets, tinned tuna, fruit, basil pesto, deoderant.

$150 later, and this is what he came home with (as it appears on the docket):
Cadbury chocolate
Cadbury chocolate
Cadbury sharepacks 2 for $6
chewing gum 2 pack
chewing gum 2 pack
Wrigleys gum 2 for $6
beef lasagne
vanilla ice cream
mango ice cream
hot dogs
Cadbury chocolate bars Qty: 4
Cadbury bars choc
basil pesto
potato chips 8 pack
Parkers pretzels
Cheetos cheese balls
Cheezels cheese snack
microwave popcorn
Thai red curry tuna Qty: 6
pasta sauce
chicken breast fillets
shortcut bacon
deoderant
Zyrtec hayfever tablets
shampoo
Dove body lotion
watermelon
carrots
apples

Well, at least he got everything on the list, including a little bit of fruit!

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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:37:23 PM
Where's the tuna?

ETA...I see it the red curry tuna?


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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:38:18 PM
He could do my shopping anytime! (Except for the budget part). You could call him Chocolate Man!




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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:40:08 PM
Lol, looks like one of my DH's shopping trips!






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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:42:14 PM
lol! er, I mean hahaha (since LOL is no longer the way to laugh)...

But yeah, a bit heavy on the snackables and light on the things with substance. hope things go well the rest of the month!



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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:42:51 PM
Good grief. Is he PMSing? That's a lot of chocolate!




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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:47:31 PM
Well, at least he didn't forget anything! LOL!

(bad case of the munchies?!? )


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Posted: 10/4/2013 11:52:26 PM
Well I shouldn't really complain....... earlier that evening I had lamented the fact that there were no cookies or chocolate to have with my coffee. So I guess he thought he was doing me a favor!


I see it the red curry tuna?


Yep, that's the tuna....... it's really yummy!


Well, at least he didn't forget anything! LOL!


Good point! There have been times when he's gone to get milk and bread and has come back with everything but milk and bread!!

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Posted: 10/5/2013 12:12:52 AM
Good grief. Is he PMSing? That's a lot of chocolate!



LOL! I was thinking that too.


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Posted: 10/5/2013 12:17:21 AM

Good grief. Is he PMSing? That's a lot of chocolate!
OMG, I know breaking budgets is no fun, but this list was seriously funny!

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Posted: 10/5/2013 12:19:15 AM
That's hilarious! I think you'd better do the shopping for the rest of the month, though.



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Posted: 10/5/2013 12:36:33 AM
DH does the same thing. I have "grounded" him from the grocery because of it.


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Posted: 10/5/2013 1:00:52 AM
I can't take or let dh go grocery shopping. He will not stick to the list.

I've been drilling it into ds' head since birth (he goes grocery shopping with me) that if it isn't on the list, we don't get it. That works......sometimes...





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Posted: 10/5/2013 1:11:33 AM
This looks like something I might do at the moment....I'm 6 months pregnant


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Posted: 10/5/2013 1:46:05 AM
Oh my, my child would approve of the chocolate.

Since you mentioned you had lamented the lack of chocolate before he went shopping may I suggest you don't talk about any broken kitchen appliances on the run up to Christmas!!

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Posted: 10/5/2013 1:55:03 AM
Did he shop at Coles? I know they have chocolate on sale 2 for $6. Our local didn't have any of the coconut one so we didn't get any . And yes, our shopping list looks like that when DH does it.

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Posted: 10/5/2013 6:02:54 AM

He got everything on the list!

This reminds me of the time my friend got pissed when her husband cleaned the house - apparently, he did the rooms in the wrong order. He wasn't "banned" from doing dishes too. Because he did the silverware FIRST. (But, yea, they were clean. I asked.)



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Posted: 10/5/2013 6:27:03 AM
All that chocolate, ice cream and popcorn--sounds like he's getting ready for a chick flick marathon.


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Posted: 10/5/2013 6:34:34 AM
Ha ha ! typical man!

You have to give him some credit though, he has good taste in chocolate




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Posted: 10/5/2013 6:42:09 AM
Hee hee...

I think it is sort of sweet that he remembered and bought some (and I use that term lightly!) choccie for you. My husband does this...I mention casually that I might like some _________ and he comes back from the shops with 3 types and 6 packs of each. Budget aside at least he got the necessities, lol!

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Posted: 10/5/2013 7:22:18 AM
That list made me LOL as it is exactly what my dh does. He wasn't working for a few months recently so he did all the shopping and he bought so much crap

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Posted: 10/5/2013 7:28:30 AM
He was like a kid in a candy shop! That is so funny!


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Posted: 10/5/2013 7:49:19 AM
love the list!!

I didn't think he was PMS'ing. I thought he might have smoked a little pot before going to the store. Looked like he had the munchies.





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Posted: 10/5/2013 7:51:23 AM
I do all the grocery shopping in our house for this exact reason. If DH did it, our grocery budget for the month would be gone in a week, plus we'd have a pantry full of snacks and no actual food.


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Posted: 10/5/2013 7:59:14 AM
I read this to my husband and he said "yes, that sounds about right." His explanation is that he doesn't go into stores very often so when he does, he gets everything he always wanted!



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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:04:11 AM
I can relate, only in beverage form. Here is what our garage fridge looks like after DH goes shopping...and I'm betting he spent about the same amount as your husband, just on drinks.



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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:07:35 AM
That is hilarious! Love all the chocolate.


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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:30:01 AM
Sounds like he's gonna scrapbook while on his period.


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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:37:36 AM
My DH has been off work for several months so we are on a right budget as well. On Tuesday, he called me at work and asked if I'd like him to go to the store. I told him that'd be great and these are the items I needed:
Milk
Lean cuisines for lunch
Sugar free pudding
Unsweetened applesauce
Bread

He managed to spend $50 and not get a single thing I requested. Not one! So I at least give kudos to your man to getting what was on the list. That is hysterical.


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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:47:18 AM


He shops like my DH! LOL!

I was actually impressed he got everything on the list!

Hope the budget stuff works out. That is tough ...


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Posted: 10/5/2013 9:21:29 AM
Exactly like my DH! All because I said something about not having any chocolate around..... It's so hard to fuss at a man in a moment like that!




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Posted: 10/5/2013 9:26:02 AM
LOL.

I'm lucky, my dh follows my list and sometimes makes his own. He might buy one treat type item but not usually. Dh is a pretty good cook and likes quality ingredients


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Posted: 10/5/2013 10:43:36 AM

LOL! That's happened at my house too. It makes you wonder what they're thinking as the put the items in the shopping cart, doesn't it?



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Posted: 10/5/2013 6:25:20 PM
Judie yes, he went to Coles. LOVE their 2 for $6 Cadbury specials!


Since you mentioned you had lamented the lack of chocolate before he went shopping may I suggest you don't talk about any broken kitchen appliances on the run up to Christmas!!


Funny you should say that...... my Kenwood Chef is not working properly so now he has suggested that I use my credit card points to 'buy' a KitchenAid for myself for Christmas!

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Posted: 10/5/2013 6:28:27 PM
I'd only give him cash $20 and take all his cards before he left!

Yikes he blew that by about $130 I feel your pain

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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:41:55 PM
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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:44:19 PM
He's a man, and they LOVE chocolate! My husband is the same way, the more chocolate the better!

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Posted: 10/5/2013 8:46:12 PM
I'd serve him a pack of gum for lunch. And another pack for dinner.

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Posted: 10/5/2013 9:05:37 PM
GeorgiaPea, I am SO going to do that tonight!

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Posted: 10/5/2013 9:42:33 PM
I love it!! I especially love the fact that he bought everything on the list!


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Posted: 10/5/2013 11:18:05 PM
This reminds me of the time my dad bought 40 candy bars because they were on sale at the grocery store. His reasoning was that it was way cheaper than the vending machine at work


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Posted: 10/5/2013 11:41:04 PM
LUCKY!!! My guy craves salty snacks. I need one like yours. If he's going to just buy junk and throw in some fruit and fish to make it look not as bad, I should at least get to eat chocolate like you!


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Posted: 10/5/2013 11:43:42 PM
Funny.

When DH starts putting stuff like that in the cart, I always ask him "are your parents out of town for the weekend?"



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Posted: 10/5/2013 11:54:48 PM
Kiki is that your regular fridge?? LOL....

I banned my DH from shopping as he doesn't price compare.. so everything he buys is always the most expensive brand.. two bags of groceries is $100... YIKES...


Kiki... that fridge reminds me of my daughter's friend's house. They have their regular fridge in the kitchen always FULL to the brim, then in the pantry a freezer FULL of freezer type foods and another fridge which is called the drink fridge, which is ALWAYS stocked (like yours) of every kind of drink you can imagine.. pop/beer/sports drinks/you name it...ALWAYS full.



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Posted: 10/6/2013 12:20:51 AM
Omg.. He can shop for me anytime.. As long as he gets what's on the list.. Have fun...I look at as one less thing have to do in my busy schedule !!! Lol!! Pick your battles sweetheart ... And as long as you have the income to support it.. Then it's just fine!!

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Posted: 10/6/2013 12:22:23 AM
As I reread your post and i see you're on a tight budget... I'd have a nice conversation with him...

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Posted: 10/6/2013 12:34:15 AM
We are on a tight budget this month because of the AFL football finals (think: Superbowl). My team made it to the Grand Final and I spent hundreds of dollars on tickets to the matches throughout September. I figured we'd eat pasta and toasted sandwiches for the next 4 weeks. But now I guess it's chips and chocolate haha!

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Posted: 10/6/2013 2:37:55 AM

Good grief. Is he PMSing? That's a lot of chocolate!
This made me laugh out loud!

I also cracked up as I was reading through the list of what he bought, scanning for the items you requested. It wasn't until a dozen or so items in that I spotted pesto, and it stuck out so much compared to the junk that I cracked up!

Hysterical! My DH is pretty darned good about sticking to the list, probably because he got sick of having to go right back out if something was missed! If he's not sure about something, I get texts with pictures or phone calls.

I always silently giggle when I see a stray DH calling his wife about "the list" while in the middle of the produce aisle.


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