OMG please help me find a kosher ham!

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Posted: 12/24/2012 10:51:09 PM
ha ha!
Made ya look I've been saving that for like 3 days.

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Posted: 12/24/2012 10:54:01 PM
I thought WHAT THE HECK IS HER PROBLEM!!! There is SO SUCH THING as kosher ham!!!

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Posted: 12/24/2012 10:58:20 PM
<snort> I was expecting it to be an epic thread from years ago-some crazy new Pea doen't know what Kosher means!


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Posted: 12/24/2012 11:28:43 PM
Yikes. My first thought was "Is she serious, I thought she was smarter than that". Glad to see you are just 'woofin' us tonight,

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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:02:18 AM
LOL, happy holidays to you and enjoy your Kosher ham.


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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:03:16 AM
Good luck with that one!


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At first I was like and then I opened the thread and was like

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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:42:17 AM
a couple weeks ago, my cousin posted a picture she took in a grocery store (in houston area) of hams with a sign that said something like "perfect for Chanukkah!"

lol

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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:46:54 AM
KOSHER?










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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:18:29 AM
I had to come in and say WTF!

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Posted: 12/25/2012 4:02:21 AM
You'll find it right next to the Vegan bacon.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 4:10:43 AM
I ordered a Kosher ham for Christmas dinner today and was going to pick it up this afternoon but the dirty bastards are closed! I am SO ANGRY!!!! How could anybody be closed on Christmas!?! Don't they know we need our stuff!!!!!



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I was so confused!

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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:35:45 AM
Lol, I also thought it was maybe an old thread that was bumped for entertainment purposes. Then I realized it wasn't long enough to be one of those. lol.

Glad to know it was a joke or it *would* have become "one of those." hehe



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LOL

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Love it! Merry Christmas!




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Posted: 12/25/2012 8:23:58 AM
I was wondering if you'd gone crazy!

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Posted: 12/25/2012 8:59:13 AM
It's right over there by the kosher shrimp.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 9:52:31 AM
LOL..thanks for the laugh!!

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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:21:34 PM
There is a shopping center in DFW that has big, beautiful outdoor decorations for the holidays. Giant ornaments, trees, and an enormous menorah. For some reason, they put the menorah right in front of the store called Impeccable Pig. That always makes me laugh. Maybe there's kosher ham there?


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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:21:40 PM
I opened this wondering how I had missed an old thread and why it wasn't a multipager. What a great Christmas surprise!

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Ha ha!
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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:10:21 AM
Until this list I didn't have a clue what Kosher really was. When I saw this I thought to myself that there is no such thing as Kosher ham. This was tooooo funny.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 2:16:46 AM
well my great-uncle would have appreciated your effort. Les just say that he didn't do kosher very well.


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Posted: 12/26/2012 7:03:51 AM
Hehehehehehehe. We played that joke on a not so quick fellow student in culinary. Poor thing actually went to the administration for source ideas. This was after we'd taken the special menus lecture on how to change meals to suit diets.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 7:45:50 AM

<snort> I was expecting it to be an epic thread from years ago-some crazy new Pea doen't know what Kosher means!


Thought the same thing so I was saving this thread to enjoy it with my morning tea so OP you got me!!!




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Posted: 12/26/2012 7:48:11 AM
I didn't get it, because every time I read the title, I kept seeing...

'OMG please help me find a kosher MAN'.

I had no suggestions, so didn't open the thread until now.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 8:11:39 AM
Hey Kristen...
We were in Olathe on Christmas eve but haven't been to the big G since Thanksgiving.
Pretty sure I'd need a kosher man even less than a kosher ham. LOL


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