Better than sex cake....I need a name I can tell my 14 yo daughter.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:10:26 PM
I most definitely do not need to refer to this cake by its common name with two teenagers living with me (the prudish mother). Anything else you call it at your house?

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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:11:03 PM
cake?


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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:11:11 PM
How about "better than chocolate"?

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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:11:31 PM
The first time I had it, they called it Robert Redford.


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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:11:46 PM
I've seen it changed to better than kissing cake.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:12:18 PM
Chocolate lush.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:13:35 PM
Better than anything cake


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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:15:26 PM
I know one family that calls it " Better than the Best cake". As in "think of the best cake you've ever had....well this is even better!"




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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:16:04 PM
We call it "Who needs a man?" Cake.


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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:16:12 PM
Divine Cake

Top of the World Cake

OMG Cake


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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:16:36 PM
We call it "sundae cake" because the toppings are kind of like an ice cream sundae.

We used to call it "Monday Cake" (or T, W, Th, F... Cake) because DS thought it was "Sunday Cake" the first time he had it. That time, it really was a Sunday.



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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:19:51 PM
I prefer to call it Almost Better Than Sex Cake because, well, you know...


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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:20:14 PM
Better than Disneyland cake?


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Posted: 12/25/2012 6:37:41 PM
I think I'll call it "Toffee Sundae Cake."

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Posted: 12/25/2012 7:46:49 PM
We call it "better than Birthday" cake at our house.



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Posted: 12/25/2012 7:50:08 PM
7 layer chocolate cake. At least that is how many layers my better than you know what cake is

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Posted: 12/25/2012 7:52:05 PM
We call it Better Than Anything Cake.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 7:55:03 PM
14 year old girls definitely know all about sex and that it's pretty great, even if they're not yet having any. They probably also already know the name of the cake (heard it at school on on a tv show or something).

When I was 14, I'd be annoyed if mum changed the name for my benefit. If it was an 8 year old and the cake was called 'the best fucking cake ever', yes, change the name. Not for this.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 7:58:58 PM
We call it a "Daddy cake" at our house


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Posted: 12/25/2012 8:25:52 PM
How about "Better than that dirty act you're only supposed to engage in when you're married and only to keep your husband happy or have a baby cake?"


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Better than Bieber?


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Posted: 12/25/2012 9:26:21 PM
Where is the recipe for this amazing ake?


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Posted: 12/25/2012 9:48:53 PM
Better than your favorite thing cake.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 9:50:21 PM
We use crushed SKOR bars on top and call it SKOR Bar cake.


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Posted: 12/25/2012 9:50:55 PM
Really good cake.

If it is the recipe with pineapple, when we made it last time I told everyone it was called Pineapple Crazy Cake, because it's crazy good.






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Posted: 12/25/2012 9:53:54 PM
We had to call it "afternoon delight" around my very religious grandmother.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 10:07:24 PM
I don't know but you are making me miss being home for Christmas! My mom always made "Better than Sex" cake and "Sock it to Me" cake every yr - even when we were little kids.

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Posted: 12/25/2012 10:10:18 PM
I agree with the pea who stated that most kids at that age know about sex at that age, even if they might not be having sex. Why change the name?


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Posted: 12/25/2012 10:16:21 PM
We call it 4-Layer Delight.



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Posted: 12/25/2012 10:35:07 PM
We call it "happy cake" at our house.


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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:01:21 AM
Bad Peas, bad!

Shame on you, where's the recipe?

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Posted: 12/26/2012 5:29:39 AM
BTS Cake

This is the one I'll probably use.

Ya, I suppose I'm a square, but seriously, she'll post it on facebook or go to school and tell all her friends, and I coach LOTS of them in track and LOTS of them in volleyball. New name needed.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 6:37:56 AM
My 14 year old daughter would have no problem with the name of the cake.


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Posted: 12/26/2012 7:12:53 AM
We use Heath cake as the censored version


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Posted: 12/26/2012 7:17:34 AM
My mom must be the worst mom of the year... she was calling it that with me in the room since I was a little kid. When I was little I knew that sex couldn't be better than the cake... it was freakishly awesome to a little kid.

So I'm no help. It's always been better than sex.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 7:38:22 AM

I prefer to call it Almost Better Than Sex Cake because, well, you know...




Bwahaha...I made it once and my husband's immediate response was 'Better Than Sex with WHO Cake...



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Posted: 12/26/2012 7:49:16 AM
We call it "poke cake" because you poke holes in it. I think the BTS name is just tacky.


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Posted: 12/26/2012 10:07:28 AM
I heard people call it Hawaiian cake
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Posted: 12/26/2012 11:36:32 AM
OMG cake


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Posted: 12/26/2012 12:18:01 PM
We have never called it Better Than Sex cake. I always thought that was a ridiculous and sensationalistic name. And I am soooo not a prude.

We call it some variation on chocolate layered dessert.

Also, I agree with AKathy. I've yet to find a dessert that is THAT good, and I am a big fan of dessert.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 12:29:42 PM
Oh, my friends and I used to make this cake and although we all loved it, our general consensus was that someone who decided this was " better than sex" probably wasn't doing it right.

We called it candy cake, but our recipe used snickers bars too.



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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:07:07 PM

14 year old girls definitely know all about sex and that it's pretty great, even if they're not yet having any. They probably also already know the name of the cake (heard it at school on on a tv show or something).

When I was 14, I'd be annoyed if mum changed the name for my benefit. If it was an 8 year old and the cake was called 'the best fucking cake ever', yes, change the name. Not for this.


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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:17:47 PM
Thanks for the recipe!

My sister makes a Turtle cake that sounds similar...


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Posted: 12/26/2012 3:08:08 PM
Hello? Did no one really suggest better than scrapbooking cake? Lol


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Posted: 12/26/2012 3:27:19 PM
I didn't realize there was the universal agreement on better than sex cake. The first time I was told about better than sex cake it was a chocolate fudge bundt cake with a cherry topping.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 3:43:55 PM
My DS made a similar cake for Christmas Eve....same recipe but rather than carmel/toffee she used perppermint mocha creamer and crushed andes peppermint candy! It was delish and she called it "Better than a poke on Christmas"

Doesn't really help your situation but I thought I'd mention this Christmas version.


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Posted: 12/26/2012 5:24:55 PM
I asked my 14 year old if he had heard of Better Than Sex cake and he said "You mean the pie from American Pie?"




Bwahaha...I made it once and my husband's immediate response was 'Better Than Sex with WHO Cake...





LOL that is what I would say (not about your DH of course ... you know what I mean )


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Posted: 12/26/2012 6:17:09 PM
I'd rather have sex.

I don't like devils food cake
I don'e like cool whip
And I don't like fake caramel topping.
Heath bars I can take or leave.

So maybe I'm weird but the whole thing sounds blech to me.

I would call it heath bar cake.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 8:17:20 PM
Cake


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