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petesmom
Tragically Flip
PeaNut 141,872
April 2004
Posts: 6,148
Layouts: 0
Loc: midwest
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Dear step-son's future MIL - Don't say you're totally free to meet to begin making plans for the wedding, then come back at every date suggestion saying that you've got something going on that night. For the love of Cheese-its, just PICK a freaking date then! One that works for you! I'm tired of suggesting dates! I've suggested five dates so far and you "Ms. Flexible and Wide Open" can't make ANY of them.
Is this what it's going to be like planning this wedding? Can't wait. *sarcasm*
Sincerely,
Mother of Groom - and already tired of shutting up and wearing beige | |
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KittenOnTheKeys
PeaFixture
PeaNut 498,237
February 2011
Posts: 3,045
Layouts: 0
Loc: SW
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Dear idiots who are not computer literate,
Quit going off on all your "friends" on facebook for posting this and that on your wall.
First, they are not posting on YOUR wall, they are posting on their wall. YOU cannot operate your newsfeed settings so you see every.single.thing. on their wall. It is not their fault. It is YOUR fault.
You looked like a fool when you went off on them the other day. Did you know everyone was laughing at YOU?!
Take an hour and learn how to set your controls. |
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~*Trollie*~
My virtue has been restored! =)
PeaNut 272,896
August 2006
Posts: 20,769
Layouts: 2
Loc: ::shrug::
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PSA: The fast lane is for people who want to drive FAST! Move your ass over! |
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~*Trollie*~
My virtue has been restored! =)
PeaNut 272,896
August 2006
Posts: 20,769
Layouts: 2
Loc: ::shrug::
| Posted: 1/4/2013 8:38:46 AM
Turn your effin phone OFF in the movie theatre. You ARE NOT that important! |
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TankTop
I teach, therefore I am a teacher
PeaNut 25,495
December 2001
Posts: 9,050
Layouts: 37
Loc: Stuck in the 80's
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I'm done.
I want someone to nurture me.
I want a freaking mom.
I was cheated.
No, I don't care that you and your mom are going to a movie.
No, I don't care that your mom is helping out when you are sick.
Sorry, guess I couldn't go with the group of moms and daughters to the spa and lunch. oh, really? "I should have been there?" Yea, I know. |
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Sukkii
PeaNut
PeaNut 539,967
January 2012
Posts: 341
Layouts: 0
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Dear new iPad,
why wont you allow me to pay for apps with a valid credit card and why can't I download certain things. Is it a region thing? My DH is ready to take you back to the shop. | |
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Seanna.
PeaFixture
PeaNut 142,904
April 2004
Posts: 3,475
Layouts: 20
Loc: TN
| Posted: 1/4/2013 9:14:10 AM
I posted this stuff (2 TVs and a commercial freezer) on Freecycle. It is F-R-E-E. Don't be emailing me and demanding I text you or that you have to pick it up today. I also don't need your "I have 12 children and only one crust of bread" stories... Italian Cowboy69. Yuck. I don't expect you to genuflect but I'm not interested in becoming enmeshed in your entitlement issues, either. |
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pretzels
AncestralPea
PeaNut 479,777
August 2010
Posts: 4,431
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/4/2013 9:16:22 AM
Dear husband:
Yes, I know that we have plenty of clean clothes. Yes, I know you say you'll go to the laundromat this weekend to wash. BUT, why can't we just freaking call out a washing machine repair guy NOW? It's not going to be any easier to juggle next week when the kids are back in school. Plus, I don't think you realize how antsy a pile of dirty clothes in the hamper makes me. | |
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thatgirlintexas
Coarsening our society one F you at a time
PeaNut 43,787
July 2002
Posts: 8,319
Layouts: 255
Loc: the world wide web
 | Posted: 1/4/2013 9:25:46 AM
You people make my ass twitch. |
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I-95
It's all just nonsense anyway!
PeaNut 97,456
July 2003
Posts: 19,517
Layouts: 0
Loc: California, NY & Orlando
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:19:41 AM
PSA: The fast lane is for people who want to drive FAST! Move your ass over!
As far as I'm concerned this should be one of the reasons for irresponsible gun ownership!!!
WARNING: Do not drive in the State of Virginia. Those folks have their tires super glued to the fast lane, and their speedometers stuck on 65. | |
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hobbygirl82
PeaAddict
PeaNut 450,860
January 2010
Posts: 1,014
Layouts: 0
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Dear household appliances and car: PLEASE stop breaking, making weird noises and not working. I'm really tired of having to call out repair people, or take the car to be worked on, get it paid, and then have something else not work. NONE of you are old enough or so overworked that you should be not working.
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shecallsmenana
AncestralPea
PeaNut 245,376
January 2006
Posts: 4,780
Layouts: 16
Loc: this side
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If you hear a freakin siren and see firetrucks and EMT's coming DO NOT STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING STREET you dip wads. How they he!! do these people have a drivers license! If they had a cop follow the responders just to ticket the idiots the city would have enough money to bail themselves out!!!
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megmc
AncestralPea
PeaNut 497,090
January 2011
Posts: 4,869
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:27:58 AM
on speed limits.
Dear people in Oregon, when you come to WA. the speed limit is 70 on most highways please adjust accordingly.
WA st drivers please use your turn signals. Please please please. | |
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*theCakeGirl*
PeaFixture
PeaNut 220
April 1999
Posts: 3,502
Layouts: 148
Loc: Upstate NY
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Dear Army....
We've been stuck in NY for 7 years. Please send us somewhere WARM again because I'm tired of freezing my a$$ off and being cranky!
Love a southern california girl who misses the sun!! |
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perumbula
oooh, what you said!
PeaNut 27,933
January 2002
Posts: 10,103
Layouts: 97
Loc: bedlam
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:36:19 AM
Megmc, I feel you. Oregon drivers clog up Idaho highways driving too slow here too.  Maybe we need to vent about the state of Oregon being 20 years behind every surrounding state in the matter of speed limits.
I need my children to either be willing to help around the house or go back to school. This sitting around the house all day making messes and then whining, complaining, and back talking when I ask for help needs to stop NOW.  |
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irishscrappermom8
AncestralPea
PeaNut 220,508
August 2005
Posts: 4,531
Layouts: 52
Loc: IL
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:40:27 AM
Not so DH - you were off for 13 days and did NOTHING. You were supposed to get started on finding DD a car. You did nothing. There's the hole in the living room ceiling that's been there for FIVE YEARS and you did nothing. I thought the battery in my van needed to be changed and I asked you to look at it/ get it fixed while I was at work and you did nothing. So of course my van wouldn't start on Wed. And then our second vehicle wouldn't start later the same day.
You did not fix your gaming computer, do a load of laundry, grocery shop, but you were able to go over to your mom's condo and fix her minor stuff even though she's away in FL for 3 MONTHS.
Oh, yeah he dented my van because he just had to back into the driveway for some inexplicable reason. |
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BergdorfBlonde
Getting blonder every day
PeaNut 162,956
August 2004
Posts: 10,038
Layouts: 0
Loc: LI girl, livin' in the gulf
 | Posted: 1/4/2013 10:40:48 AM
*thecakegirl* I'd GLADLY change places with you!! I'm a New Yorker who moved to FL a year ago and would give anything to be back in NY!! I was just there, and even with the freezing cold temps, there's nothing like NY!!
To this flu-bug: Please go away!!!!!!!! We just got home from a nice family holiday vacation and got hit so hard with it that we can't get out of bed. Sucks when you both are down and out. Can't pick ourselves up to get to the bank, foodstore, etc........ Ugh! |
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chickenscrap
PeaNut
PeaNut 500,569
February 2011
Posts: 181
Layouts: 0
Loc: Central Texas
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:41:29 AM
Nope! not getting sucked into your kind of crazy again! |
***Liz***
Purple Awareness (Alzheimers)
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FarmDPea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 263,868
June 2006
Posts: 2,520
Layouts: 0
Loc: South Alabama
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:55:52 AM
Wait your m&($ f&&;$$@ turn! You were told your Meds would be ready at 5. It's 4:20, so get out of my dang face. Get a tissue, because your snot sounds make me want to vomit. I know it's "just a cough syrup". Yes like the 473 people ahead of you. Continuing to interrupt my techs to check on your Rx wastes time and increases delays. Oh, and you brought in one paper script, but the dr sent 3 more over for you, so hold your horses.
I know this is a vent thread, but just to clarify, I'm not talking about people with sick kids. I'm talking about grown folks who must have failed the manners section of kindergarten. |
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dalayney
Shut the PEA UP! Yer gettin me all twitterpaited!
PeaNut 123,471
January 2004
Posts: 16,351
Layouts: 165
Loc: Husker by Heart in WI
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:09:06 AM
Seriously? You're STILL talking smack about my Huskers? When the Wisconsin Badgers choked it for a 3rd time in the Rose bowl? S.T.F.U and come back when you've won even 1, national championship.
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recap.pea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 288,074
December 2006
Posts: 2,960
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:16:12 AM
PSA: The fast lane is for people who want to drive FAST! Move over!
I use to agree with this but the speed limit is the speed limit, no matter what lane you are in. I recently got at $400 speeding ticket because I was going 78 in the "fast lane" (of an 8 lane hwy)- the speed limit was 70. The officer said "just because you are in the so-called fast-lane, doesn't mean you can speed" 
My vent: Just do your job people, that is all I ask, if you do YOUR job, it will make MY job so much easier. | |
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sweetshabbyroses
1 Pea, 2 Pea, Red Pea, Blue Pea
PeaNut 223,139
September 2005
Posts: 754
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:19:25 AM
You don't even realize how stupid you look when you post on Facebook and butcher the "King's English". Take some pride and look some of this stuff up before you show your ignorance:
If you "won't" do something it is "won't" not want.
A possessive has an apostrophe, it is not susans graduation, it is Susan's graduation (also, nouns begin with a capital letter),
Also, a certificate saying that you completed a particular technical program is NOT A DEGREE...for crying out loud!!!!! Your kid went six weeks to learn how to take someone temperature and bloodpressure, serve food and change sheets (nothing wrong with that) BUT it is not a freaking college degree...of course you probably don't know any better....... | |
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I-95
It's all just nonsense anyway!
PeaNut 97,456
July 2003
Posts: 19,517
Layouts: 0
Loc: California, NY & Orlando
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:21:02 AM
I use to agree with this but the speed limit is the speed limit, no matter what lane you are in. I recently got at $400 speeding ticket because I was going 78 in the "fast lane" (of an 8 lane hwy)- the speed limit was 70. The officer said "just because you are in the so-called fast-lane, doesn't mean you can speed"
The left lane is for passing only (so says the road code book) NOT for parking! If I'm willing to risk that $400 ticket, move the hell over so I can be on my way to getting it. | |
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busypea
boring + nerdy
PeaNut 52,817
October 2002
Posts: 25,143
Layouts: 145
Loc: Oregon
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:21:28 AM
Maybe we need to vent about the state of Oregon being 20 years behind every surrounding state in the matter of speed limits.
Well, since we have virtually no OSP patrolling speed limits on the freeways, feel free to go as fast as you'd like. I can't remember the last time I was on I5 (outside of the Portland area) and traffic wasn't going at least 75. | |
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sues
"Surrounded by thugs."
PeaNut 16,228
June 2001
Posts: 32,402
Layouts: 71
Loc: SW Chicago suburbs
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:24:26 AM
Dear brother...I can always tell when a gift giving occasion is coming for one of your kids. It's when you and your wife suddenly start acknowledging my existence. After a year+ of ignoring me- no calls, no cards...there you are again. And coincidentally, you're planning 2 showers and 2 weddings. Surprise! I guess I'm going to be acceptable for the next couple of years, huh?
Spare me. Your kids will get their checks and gifts. Never fear. | |
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MetalDancer
PeaAddict
PeaNut 328,901
July 2007
Posts: 1,813
Layouts: 1
Loc: I like calling North Carolina home!
 | Posted: 1/4/2013 11:25:26 AM
To the bonehead in the Corvette in front of me this morning: It's a 45mph zone! You passed THREE signs indicating it is 45mph. You have more horsepower than a stable full of Seabiscuits!! If you insist on going 37mph, then for the love of all that's good and holy, wait until after 8AM when people are on their way to work! I appreciate it. So would the line of traffic behind me! |
Lisa =^..^=
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ArlaMo
PeaNut
PeaNut 71,252
February 2003
Posts: 371
Layouts: 0
Loc: Walla Walla
| Posted: 1/4/2013 4:12:34 PM
Well, since we have virtually no OSP patrolling speed limits on the freeways, feel free to go as fast as you'd like. I can't remember the last time I was on I5 (outside of the Portland area) and traffic wasn't going at least 75.
Well, I found the OSP that was out and about on Wednesday. Stopped me for driving with my fog lights on. In the fog  I guess there's a new law in Oregon that you have to treat your fog lights as high beams. Even though they point to the ground. And even when there's fog 
And to my children, please brush your teeth when I tell you. I monitored this closely when you were young and kind of thought you had the hang of it. $3000 in root canals and cavities says I'm still going to have to hold your hand at 15 while you brush! Nice bill right after Christmas... | |
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h&hmommy
PeaAddict
PeaNut 337,614
September 2007
Posts: 1,286
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/4/2013 4:22:45 PM
Time Warner cable - you suck!!! The kids and I spent our last day of vacation cooped up in the house waiting for you to come. When I finally called at 4pm, I was told you did come by but no one answered the door. Bullshit!! Some how we heard the three time packages were delivered, but missed your doorbell. BS!!!!
So now I get to stay home and hope you show up by 9pm while the rest of the family goes to a movie. | |
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NativeNewYorker
black eyed pea with soul!
PeaNut 15,878
May 2001
Posts: 24,954
Layouts: 70
Loc: LI, NY
| Posted: 1/4/2013 4:29:48 PM
You can look down your nose at me all you want to but you would be shocked and embarrassed by what I know about you. I just don't use the info to look down on you. That doesn't serve any purpose for me. When I walk out during the gossiping it's not because I'm antisocial. I just don't want to participate. I have been on the receiving end of it and it doesn't feel great. I have enough jobs to do without trying to do God's. I'll try my best to leave the judging to Him. |
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Momo4
PEAlicious
PeaNut 433,880
August 2009
Posts: 364
Layouts: 0
Loc: NW Ohio
| Posted: 1/4/2013 4:38:01 PM
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BuckeyeSandy
Old Dogs are Best!
PeaNut 92,987
June 2003
Posts: 22,345
Layouts: 364
Loc: With my dogs
| Posted: 1/4/2013 9:36:39 PM
Dear Grandchild, I know you are not yet 2, can't read, and just starting to speak. I do know that you know the words "stop," "no" and "come here."
There are things in this house that you can hurt, or that can hurt you. There are also three dogs that this is their home too. Just as they can hurt you, you can hurt them.
We have made the family room as toddler friendly as possible, and will continue to do more to keep you safe, and our possessions (like the TV and cable box) from being damaged. You have two bins of toys to play with, you do not need the dogs' toys too!
When your mommy, grand-daddy or I tell you "stop" or "no" or "come here;" it is not 'go on and continue doing what you are doing.' And it is not worth pitching a hissy fit, tantrum or a full melt down, to be told "no."
Love, Oma
Please note, I do love DGD, and know it will get worse, before it gets better. We have the toilet latches, and the cabinet locks. But I still don't think we're ready.
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Sandy
Every MOM is a working mom!
"Retired" after 22 years of an Air Force Career
REMEMBER this Veterans Day
To quote Wayne Gretzky, "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
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Edgy Coolness
PeaFixture
PeaNut 365,853
March 2008
Posts: 3,514
Layouts: 0
Loc: Dallas, Texas
| Posted: 1/4/2013 9:55:33 PM
Flu: You have been here for 2 weeks. Please leave. I would like my deviated septum to be deviated once again without having to use the neti pot. I would like to not wake up with a furry tongue that requires both a Cepacol hot water toddy and tongue scrapper to remove the fur. I would like for my muscles not to scream in agony when I do a full reach and be able to put a full load of smelly clothing on to wash without a major hacking session that makes me want to barf.
Most of all Flu, I would like to sleep for 8 straight hours because there is usually nothing on TV at 2am and I have watched all my DVRed shows eleventy billion times because of you.
Again, please leave and take the dang cold feet with you too! |
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derianandalexasmom
BucketHead
PeaNut 312,769
April 2007
Posts: 632
Layouts: 0
Loc: northeast pa
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:22:14 PM
Dear Borough:
How can you justify handing out parking tickets when I am parking on 3 inches of ice and have to step over mounds of snow just to get to the meter? How about we plow the roads the day after a snow storm?? Then I won't B!*&h about putting momey in the meter!! | |
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Stampnf1n
PeaNut
PeaNut 543,339
February 2012
Posts: 61
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:30:24 PM
Dear Coworker,
Please stop humming, sighing and slurping your coffee. And everyone knows you are kissing the boss's tail for a promotion. Careful what you ask for it might come with a price. | |
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Just Lizzy
Original Pea #5005
PeaNut 19,817
August 2001
Posts: 20,122
Layouts: 54
Loc: On the rocky shores of life... AKA Mid-Missouri
| Posted: 1/4/2013 10:54:00 PM
Dear Mother Nature,
Is it too much to ask that we have some snow? It's Winter; it's supposed to snow. Not rain. Not be sunny. SNOW! If I wanted warm sunny winters I would stayed in San Diego, dammit. |
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WinoGirl
PeaAddict
PeaNut 511,446
June 2011
Posts: 1,166
Layouts: 0
Loc: Saint Louis
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:09:38 PM
You people make my ass twitch.
 I don't even know how many times I've seen that movie but I never tire of it. | |
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PEArfect
AncestralPea
PeaNut 452,048
January 2010
Posts: 4,463
Layouts: 0
Loc: Indiana
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:20:19 PM
Dear ALS,
I hate you for slowly torturing my mom.
(Sorry, I was organizing photos today. My youngest dd (5yo) pointed out that MeMaw wasn't in a wheelchair, and was holding her in the photos.) |
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MizIndependent
Is there another word for synonym?
PeaNut 256,623
April 2006
Posts: 13,676
Layouts: 2
Loc: Right where I'm s'posed to be.
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:43:24 PM
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKITALL!
*sigh*
Thanks, I needed that. |
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Knotlazy
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 266,627
June 2006
Posts: 2,910
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/4/2013 11:57:14 PM
Dear irresponsible dog owner. I found your long neglected elderly dog walking down the street today. When I got out of the car to shoo him off the road, he came to me and layed down at my feet. Even tho I was rushing my mom to the dr because I thought she had a blood clot in her leg, I picked that poor little dog up and put him in the car seat next to me.. He literally melted next to me. I dropped mom off at her dr office and took him to my kind vet who agreed to check him out & board him for the day. I went back to take care of mom while trying to figure out what to do about your dog even tho I have 3 dogs of my own. Fortunately, my vet said he had not been injured, just neglected. So I had to make the decision to send him to the local shelter even tho I knew he needed a warm lap to sit in for the last days of his life. I hope when you are old, you are cold, hungry and confused like he was today. Wish I could have taken him home...but I had to chose my head over my heart. Damn you! | |
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CreativeEngineer
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 134,808
March 2004
Posts: 6,137
Layouts: 4
Loc: East Coast
| Posted: 1/5/2013 12:12:15 AM
Dear family, I'm sure you are aware that our cleaning lady has not been here since July. She had breast cancer so a mastectomy and two reconstructive surgeries. But I pay her anyway because it's the right thing to do. Which means no money to pay someone else to do it.
I don't ask you to do much around here, but PLEASE, pretty please pick up your own crap. Dishes get rinsed and put in the dishwasher. If the dishwasher is full, run it. If its clean, unload it. If you spill something, sweep it up. When you take a bath/shower, take your dirty clothes to your hamper and don't leave them on the bathroom floor. And for the love of God, PLEASE stop taking off your socks all ovem the house and just leaving them where you drop them on the floor. |
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FurryPea
Sit. Stay. Pea!
PeaNut 115,196
November 2003
Posts: 7,351
Layouts: 101
Loc: It's dark in here......I can't see a thing!
| Posted: 1/5/2013 12:34:59 AM
Dear lady:
The Visa logo on your debit card DOES NOT make your card a credit card, just because you say "credit" when the cashier askes "debit or credit?"
It is still a debit card. Learn the difference!
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gnat63
PeaNut
PeaNut 177,931
November 2004
Posts: 47
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/5/2013 6:38:36 AM
I don't ask you to do much around here, but PLEASE, pretty please pick up your own crap. Dishes get rinsed and put in the dishwasher. If the dishwasher is full, run it. If its clean, unload it. If you spill something, sweep it up. When you take a bath/shower, take your dirty clothes to your hamper and don't leave them on the bathroom floor. And for the love of God, PLEASE stop taking off your socks all ovem the house and just leaving them where you drop them on the floor.
I think we are living the same life. My youngest son and I have been sick since NYE and the house has went to hell because nobody else thinks it is there responsibility. My 15yo DS socks are all over the house. | |
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miominmio
BucketHead
PeaNut 497,330
January 2011
Posts: 693
Layouts: 0
Loc: Where the polar bears live
| Posted: 1/5/2013 7:11:49 AM
Not so dear dad: go ahead and adopt your gold-digging wife's 2 year old grandchild, but don't involve me. I've had enough. If becoming a dad again at 64 is too much, take your complaining somewhere else. | |
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mistysmere
PeaFixture
PeaNut 16,059
May 2001
Posts: 3,064
Layouts: 15
Loc: Fort Worth TX
| Posted: 1/5/2013 8:47:15 AM
Dear 11 year old boy
What the heck did you expect? You didn't attend gymnastics training for a week and a half while you visited your father. The coaches knew everyone was going to be tight due to missed trainings around the holidays. That's why you had to do about a million toe rises in two days. Yes, I think you are going through a growth spurt, but your calf muscles are tight because they haven't been used. Hot bath, Tylenol, stretch. That's all I can recommend.
Yelling at us, walking like a zombie leper and not going to training this morning will NOT fix your problem. I'm sorry if my additional suggestions of walk normal and talk to your coach aren't good enough for you. But I'm about ready to strangle you and you've only been up for 15 minutes. If your coaches don't string you up by noon, I will call today a major win. Get over it, cuz you have a competition next week.
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BergdorfBlonde
Getting blonder every day
PeaNut 162,956
August 2004
Posts: 10,038
Layouts: 0
Loc: LI girl, livin' in the gulf
| Posted: 1/5/2013 9:06:48 AM
Flu: You have been here for 2 weeks. Please leave. I would like my deviated septum to be deviated once again without having to use the neti pot. I would like to not wake up with a furry tongue that requires both a Cepacol hot water toddy and tongue scrapper to remove the fur. I would like for my muscles not to scream in agony when I do a full reach and be able to put a full load of smelly clothing on to wash without a major hacking session that makes me want to barf.
Most of all Flu, I would like to sleep for 8 straight hours because there is usually nothing on TV at 2am and I have watched all my DVRed shows eleventy billion times because of you.
Again, please leave and take the dang cold feet with you too!
Edgy: I couldn't have said it better! Even with ambien, I'm up all nite, every hour. Can't get comfortable. My bones even hurt. This flubug is BAD. Hope you didn't get the part 2-----the stomach part. It's just so bad. My goal for the day is to be able to do 1 load of laundry and just keep things a little clean! Hope you feel better. |
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agnes
PeaFixture
PeaNut 11,430
February 2001
Posts: 3,676
Layouts: 23
Loc: No. CA 95610
 | Posted: 1/5/2013 9:36:55 AM
Dear nieces(they are older teens) & sis--I'm crossing you all off my gift giving list. This is the 2nd year in a row that none of you have so much as acknowledged getting gifts from me. Let alone say 'thank you'. Last year I actually called one of you about a month after your birthday to find out if you opened gift, only to be told, 'Oh yeah, thanks'. So far, not a word from any of you after Christmas, even though my sis took the gifts home with her to give you, so I know you got them. No card,no call, no text--so, from now on it'll be no gift. |
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Spongemom Scrappants
HRH pilates teaching wino ball of fun
PeaNut 297,141
February 2007
Posts: 10,611
Layouts: 31
Loc: South Carolina
| Posted: 1/5/2013 9:58:31 AM
Dear Ex -
I'm sorry the logistics of simply getting through the day whip your ass. Incompetency is your middle name. But please don't call me to walk you through all the little stuff about taking care of a house. You wanted that monstrosity... you got it. Now you have to deal with it. It's not my job to raise you anymore. |
Angie
Where the boys are... my new husband, my four sons and my boy cat.
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Edgy Coolness
PeaFixture
PeaNut 365,853
March 2008
Posts: 3,514
Layouts: 0
Loc: Dallas, Texas
| Posted: 1/5/2013 10:43:47 AM
BergdorfBlonde
Getting blonder every day
PeaNut 162,956
August 2004
Posts: 9,568
Layouts: 0
Loc: LI girl, livin' in the gulf
Posted: 1/5/2013 9:06:48 AM
Edgy: I couldn't have said it better! Even with ambien, I'm up all nite, every hour. Can't get comfortable. My bones even hurt. This flubug is BAD. Hope you didn't get the part 2-----the stomach part. It's just so bad. My goal for the day is to be able to do 1 load of laundry and just keep things a little clean! Hope you feel better.
Thanks! Luckily, I've avoided the "stomach" flu because I use my version of the BRAT diet, mainly hot tea, some kinda risotto rice dish (because it is creamy) and juice.
And as horrible as it sounds I'm starving for Taco Bell (my favorite "junk" food meal) but I know that will bring on "Part 2", so I'm avoiding it.
Take it easy and I hope you get to feeling better too! |
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angievp
Ideay pues?
PeaNut 143,106
April 2004
Posts: 6,637
Layouts: 36
Loc: Miami
| Posted: 1/5/2013 10:46:16 AM
DEAR Rheumatoid Athritis:
I would really appreciate it if you stopped being so active--at least for a little while. Give me a small break. You've announced your presence for 3 weeks now. I get it.
And.....Flareup journal--WTF are you?
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elaine226
PeaNut
PeaNut 559,661
July 2012
Posts: 300
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 1/5/2013 10:56:14 AM
I don't ask you to do much around here, but PLEASE, pretty please pick up your own crap. Dishes get rinsed and put in the dishwasher. If the dishwasher is full, run it. If its clean, unload it. If you spill something, sweep it up. When you take a bath/shower, take your dirty clothes to your hamper and don't leave them on the bathroom floor. And for the love of God, PLEASE stop taking off your socks all ovem the house and just leaving them where you drop them on the floor.
I am soooo sorry that you somehow have MY kids at YOUR house!!!! Lol. You have described my situation. | |
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