|Posted: 1/23/2013 7:01:37 PM|Has anyone seen this? I follow The Bloggess and she linked the story in a post. It's horrifying, and hysterical, and . I think I would much rather be insulted than exposed to mystery fluids. Preferably neither, I'll think I'll stick with DH's overly aggressive skin chafing massages.
Worst experience with a massage parlor, EVER
Loc: Vancouver Island
|Posted: 1/23/2013 7:16:09 PM|oh dear god....
| mama said didn't know how to make a kitty meooowwww.......
Loc: Omaha, NE
|Posted: 1/23/2013 7:33:21 PM|
That is the most disgusting, funniest thing I've read in a long time. Holy hell...I don't know how I would have reacted in her situation.
|Posted: 1/23/2013 7:43:59 PM|I laughed, hard, in a horrified way.
What if everything is an illusion & nothing exists
|Posted: 1/23/2013 7:50:44 PM|Funniest massage story ever!!! I read it a few nights ago, and had to share it with my husband. We were rolling all over the place we were laughing so hard. Seriously, 20 minutes of non-stop laughing.
The Project Pea
|Posted: 1/23/2013 7:51:18 PM|Omg! Remind me to only go to expensive spas for massages - ones that actually change the sheets.
In my happy place.
Loc: South Carolina
|Posted: 1/23/2013 7:56:10 PM|
Ew. Ew. And more eww.
Loc: Rite Aid
|Posted: 1/23/2013 8:28:26 PM|
That. Is. Horrifying.
But I'm mystified... why didn't she just tell them what she wanted? I think that's really a big downfall with a lot of people and their disappointment in life. If you want a free massage, ask for a free massage!
What can I post about?
|Posted: 1/23/2013 10:38:54 PM|
That us terrible. And awesome. She is an amazing writer and even as I was horrified, I was laughing until tears ran down my face. TFS!