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 rtwig BucketHead PeaNut 226,137 October 2005 Posts: 677 Layouts: 0 Loc: Central Illinois
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I am not trying to be disrespectful, this just struck me as odd.
I'm sure she was a lovely woman. She died at the age of 96. It was the last line that got me.
"Mrs. Lee was a retired wholesale narcotics distributor."
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 Eddie-n-Harley BucketHead PeaNut 167,693 September 2004 Posts: 548 Layouts: 64
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I see why it struck you as odd, but I do believe some narcotics are available with a prescription.  | |
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 Gsquaredmom One step closer to Pea hD PeaNut 259,367 April 2006 Posts: 7,950 Layouts: 0 Loc: Chicago suburbs
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Well, someone has to supply narcotics. I don't see what's wrong with it. That's what she did in life.
I suppose the funeral home director could have suggested "wholesale pharmaceuticals distributor," but it would have been different from the way the family remembered her. Maybe there is some inside family joke in there? |
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 rtwig BucketHead PeaNut 226,137 October 2005 Posts: 677 Layouts: 0 Loc: Central Illinois
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Maybe there is some inside family joke in there?
I guess I should have said funny instead of odd. I hope there is an inside joke because it is kind of funny. | |
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 PinkIsMyFavColor Loving Life PeaNut 227,373 October 2005 Posts: 8,643 Layouts: 71 Loc: Utah
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I imagine/hope there is an inside joke, too.
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 SueSume AncestralPea PeaNut 262,757 May 2006 Posts: 4,596 Layouts: 5 Loc: Big Bottom Valley
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I found that funny :"a retired wholesale narcotics distributor"
And the humor obit was great! Made me wish I knew the guy... |
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 zombie*grrl AncestralPea PeaNut 281,551 October 2006 Posts: 4,290 Layouts: 0
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Maybe she provided narcotics to pharmacies from the manufacturer? There are tons of prescription narcotics. |
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 Shih Tzu Mommy Million dollar camera, 10 dollar lock! PeaNut 224,352 September 2005 Posts: 23,525 Layouts: 0 Loc: Right here
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Well, someone has to supply narcotics. I don't see what's wrong with it. That's what she did in life.
I suppose the funeral home director could have suggested "wholesale pharmaceuticals distributor," but it would have been different from the way the family remembered her. Maybe there is some inside family joke in there?
I agree with this.
Man, as old as she was, she must have been one of the very FIRST Pharma Girls! |
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An odd profession that's for sure.
A few years ago it wasn't the obituary but the picture of the man that had my entire workplace talking. He was wearing a baseball cap in the obit picture and what was written on the hat?
"Eat More Pussy!"
We laughed so hard and spent the day wondering if that was an accident that perhaps his family didn't realize what the hat said or if was intentional. |
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 PSILUVU StuckOnPeas PeaNut 427,403 June 2009 Posts: 2,448 Layouts: 14 Loc: Canada's Capital
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Not so odd. That is my dh's job title as he works for a multinational pharmaceutical company. I do joke that he is a drug dealer when people ask what he does though. |
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 momof1child BucketHead PeaNut 542,144 February 2012 Posts: 850 Layouts: 0
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My "inside humour" is when the person is over 85 years (considered to be average age for death by stats), the word "suddenly" is used.
Both my parents passed in their very early 70's (cancer), so to use the word "suddenly" makes me smile inside.
I am so glad that the families were able to enjoy their elders in their elder years (85 yrs +) & for some reason, that word makes me smile. | |
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 myboysnme one of those "entitled" peas PeaNut 69,081 February 2003 Posts: 6,737 Layouts: 1
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I think it was meant to be funny. Maybe everyone in the family knew they could get whatever they needed from grandma's medicine cabinet or something.
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 auntkelly BOOMER SOONER! PeaNut 142,266 April 2004 Posts: 8,204 Layouts: 0 Loc: Texas
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"Mrs. Lee was a retired wholesale narcotics distributor."
I think it's humerous. It's petty clear that the deceased worked in the pharmaceutical industry.
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 I-95 It's all just nonsense anyway! PeaNut 97,456 July 2003 Posts: 19,542 Layouts: 0 Loc: California, NY & Orlando
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I'd think it was hugely funny, and so would my Grandma, if her obituary said she was a wholesale narcotics distributor. | |
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 CountryHam StuckOnPeas PeaNut 335,105 August 2007 Posts: 2,871 Layouts: 0
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My first thought was "What's the big deal. She distributed controlled substances to the pharmacies". If your mind first went to illegal drugs I can see where it would be funny. Might be something you see when the do "funny headlines" type of thing on the late night talk shows. | |
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 doesitmatter? AncestralPea PeaNut 509,811 May 2011 Posts: 4,851 Layouts: 21
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I guess I'm boring/ I think it was her job. The last line is often the person's occupation. I would like it to be more interesting but I just think it was her occupation. |
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 biochemipea likes shiny things PeaNut 114,614 November 2003 Posts: 19,365 Layouts: 444 Loc: Ontario, Canada
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I think it was probably a joke.
I just don't think a 94 year old lady would have ever had a job as a pharmaceutics distributor. It is unlikely she would have ever been hired into that type of job within her working lifetime. Not impossible, just unlikely.
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 twokirsten BucketHead PeaNut 48,417 September 2002 Posts: 863 Layouts: 9 Loc: Seattle WA
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I wish I'd kept a copy of this one obit I saw...I sent it in to Leno and he read it for Monday night "headlines". Some quite elderly gentleman named John had passed away and the viewing time was listed.....honest to God, it said "come see Jack in the box!" I still laugh at that.
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 pennyring Thrift Ninja PeaNut 226,011 October 2005 Posts: 22,412 Layouts: 40 Loc: Rite Aid
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My friend does that for a living. I don't think that's her title. She's more considered a sales rep... but yeah, that's what she does. She majored in chemistry and has worked for a few different big drug companies.
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 SueSume AncestralPea PeaNut 262,757 May 2006 Posts: 4,596 Layouts: 5 Loc: Big Bottom Valley
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IowaGirl, now I'm wishing I had met Ed as well... |
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