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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
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May 2001
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I don't know if other people are like this, but almost every day of my life something that happens that reminds me of a Seinfeld episode. DH and I were just cracking up, because he had an encounter where he thought of the perfect comeback way too late. So of course we thought of the episode where George had the same situation and his perfect line was:
"Oh yeah? The jerk store called, and they're running out of YOU."
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Angie
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"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,
I don't care." Dave Barry
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Mewcat
AncestralPea
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April 2010
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Loc: Southern, CA
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"No Soup For You" |
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mom2tah
PeaAddict
PeaNut 288,788
December 2006
Posts: 1,825
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Loc: California
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"can you spare a square?" |
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HawkeyeGal
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 11,524
February 2001
Posts: 2,725
Layouts: 51
Loc: Southern California
| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:34:02 PM
Sponge-worthy! I'm watching reruns right now. Love this show!
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tallydale
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 278,734
October 2006
Posts: 2,756
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Loc: texas
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Not that there's anything wrong with that! |
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
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| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:35:01 PM
Poppy peed on my sofa! |
Angie
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"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,
I don't care." Dave Barry
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Peabay
Happy now?
PeaNut 156,993
July 2004
Posts: 44,813
Layouts: 13
Loc: Connecticut
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Just today we referred to the boy who drives my 10 year old crazy in school in that "Newman" voice: "Micah."
And we always do: "There was no pick!"
It's on almost every night on TBS and I never, ever get tired of it. Ever. |
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dwisker
Squillen's Best Bud
PeaNut 297,159
February 2007
Posts: 6,956
Layouts: 20
Loc: Montrose, NY
| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:43:59 PM
"Serenity Now!"
Funny story...
Some of you know that I work in a childrens hospital OR....one day I was working with a couple of urologists and a resident on a laparoscopy case.
The female attending is relatively new and her senior partner has been an attending for about 20 years. She was also his resident before she joined their practice as an attending.
Anyway, the female attending and the resident were causing the other attending to run out of patience and all of a sudden he turned to me and said, "I'm just about all out of serenity nows"
I LMAO! And new exactly what he meant without him telling them he was about to blow a gasket on the both of them.
So funny!
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RonaDT
BucketHead
PeaNut 67,751
February 2003
Posts: 534
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Loc: Milton, Ontario
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Faaake faaake .... Fake fake. |
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:46:19 PM
The Penske file!
I have mentioned before that I was laid off after a merger. For the month or two before the layoffs, there was literally almost nothing for my department to do, the new company wasn't giving us any projects. So we got a lot of mileage out of "the Penske file," LOL! |
Angie
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"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,
I don't care." Dave Barry
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Scrappinnut01
PeaAddict
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August 2003
Posts: 1,285
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But I don't want to be a Pirate! | |
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~ArtsyAngel~
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 56,599
November 2002
Posts: 2,595
Layouts: 235
Loc: Middle Tennessee
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I love celebrating the "Festivus for the Restofus"!
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:50:51 PM
Moops! |
Angie
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"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,
I don't care." Dave Barry
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Juliettie
DesPEArate Housewife
PeaNut 99,184
August 2003
Posts: 7,130
Layouts: 16
Loc: Left Field.
| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:52:09 PM
Master of my own domain... |
Dave Barry on Christmas...
"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'" | |
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*Paget*
Cute Girls Pea
PeaNut 89,634
June 2003
Posts: 10,997
Layouts: 0
Loc: Seattle-ish
| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:54:20 PM
I love so many but ones I actually *use* IRL are no soup for you, low-talker, man-hands, festivus miracle, airing our grievances (after the feats of strength) and get out ::: shove :::: | |
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
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| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:57:35 PM
You anti-dentite bastard! |
Angie
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*christine*
Putting Lanus off with her blinding beauty
PeaNut 139,174
March 2004
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| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:57:50 PM
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
"She's got man hands."
"He's a close/soft/high talker."
"Ask your mother, you live with her now, don't you?"
"She's BALD!"
We watch reruns every night too. |
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If we weren't all crazy we would go insane!!! | |
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*christine*
Putting Lanus off with her blinding beauty
PeaNut 139,174
March 2004
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| Posted: 3/4/2013 8:59:45 PM
Cranky pea that episode was on tonight! |
~Christine~
If we weren't all crazy we would go insane!!! | |
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
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| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:01:48 PM
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
That's one of my absolute favorites!!
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Angie
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journey fan
"Rome! By all means, Rome."
PeaNut 308,186
April 2007
Posts: 11,586
Layouts: 0
Loc: California Coast
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:06:49 PM
Mulva? |
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dwisker
Squillen's Best Bud
PeaNut 297,159
February 2007
Posts: 6,956
Layouts: 20
Loc: Montrose, NY
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OMG Erika!! That one was hilarious!!
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Deb Wisker
My Blog
Canon 60D
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Canon Rebel XT (retired)
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MrsLeftyFixIt
PeaNut
PeaNut 197,513
March 2005
Posts: 318
Layouts: 12
Loc: In the Frozen Tundra of MN
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Hubby likes keeping his boys close to home. | |
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missbitts
Know-It-Most
PeaNut 273,938
August 2006
Posts: 5,271
Layouts: 50
Loc: Hawthouse
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:14:11 PM
I don't like this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it! | |
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WinoGirl
PeaAddict
PeaNut 511,446
June 2011
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Loc: Saint Louis
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low-talker lol. I still refer to my bff's ex as low-talker. You could barely understand half of what he said. 
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Janeliz
PeaAddict
PeaNut 128,862
February 2004
Posts: 1,895
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Loc: South Carolina
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My daughter was just telling me the other day that I think everything in life relates back to a Seinfeld episode. And it's true! I was buying a loaf of marble rye with her one day and told her about that episode. "Shut up you old bag!"
I am also always saying "You stole my Jesus fish!"
Or how about George's answering machine: "Believe it or not, George isn't at home...." | |
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Lumo
Carolina dorkburger
PeaNut 233,457
November 2005
Posts: 16,620
Layouts: 38
Loc: An hour west of Blue Heaven
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"We're going to have to let you go."
"I don't even really work here!"
"I know . That's what makes this so hard."
"This is DAN!!"
"Vegetable lasagne!"
"Vandelay Industries! Say Vandelay Industries!" |
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cindosha
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 1,202
August 1999
Posts: 2,819
Layouts: 32
Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
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"thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f*ck".
quit bossing me....
seinfeld.......four!
that was one magic lugie.
they're real, and they're spectacular.
who told you to put the balm on....did i tell you to put the balm on?
yeah....i'm going to india.
i'm george....I'M GEORGE!!!
she had man-hands...
he's a re-gifter
you wanna piece of me????
del boca vista...
and many more that i can't think of right now....love that show
cindy
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:23:12 PM
A George divided against itself CANNOT stand. |
Angie
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missbitts
Know-It-Most
PeaNut 273,938
August 2006
Posts: 5,271
Layouts: 50
Loc: Hawthouse
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:24:30 PM
What a pear-shaped loser!
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!
Tamales! | |
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AussieMeg
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 51,689
October 2002
Posts: 6,753
Layouts: 16
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:26:01 PM
Far too many favorite lines!!!
Elaine: "It shrinks?"
George: "Like a frightened turtle."
Elaine: "I don't know how you guys walk round with those things!" | |
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thecurleyque
BucketHead
PeaNut 350,815
December 2007
Posts: 735
Layouts: 4
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They shrink?!?
I don't know how you walk around with those things. | |
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AussieMeg
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 51,689
October 2002
Posts: 6,753
Layouts: 16
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:28:48 PM
Kramer: "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" (Kramer talking about going commando.) | |
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:29:04 PM
You know how to TAKE the reservation. You just don't know how to HOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part... |
Angie
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"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,
I don't care." Dave Barry
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Kirsten71
1 Pea, 2 Pea, Red Pea, Blue Pea
PeaNut 411,173
February 2009
Posts: 751
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Loc: Washington State
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I can't remember the exact words, but when George was discussing the whole shrinkage of you know what." Like a frightened turtle" LMAO. love Seinfeld, will never tire of itQQ | |
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KristenFNJ
PeaAddict
PeaNut 272,058
August 2006
Posts: 1,263
Layouts: 0
Loc: New Jersey
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:31:13 PM
Fusilli Jerry, and the Full Body Dry Heave. Regular references around here. | |
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Tabbee
AlienGreenPea
PeaNut 256,334
April 2006
Posts: 509
Layouts: 16
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:32:21 PM
"You know how to take the reservation. You just don't know how to hold the reservation"
Leave on the high note
Frogger
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PolarGreen12
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 319,638
May 2007
Posts: 2,782
Layouts: 24
Loc: Tulsa, OK
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:33:30 PM
No soup for you! That one is said in our house a lot.
And yada yada yada. |
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scrapohio
PeaNut
PeaNut 503,084
March 2011
Posts: 135
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:34:50 PM
Low talker. And man hands | |
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CrankyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 16,004
May 2001
Posts: 4,749
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/4/2013 9:38:38 PM
Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? |
Angie
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"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,
I don't care." Dave Barry
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mom22reds
PeaAddict
PeaNut 191,815
February 2005
Posts: 1,980
Layouts: 4
Loc: Moorpark, CA
| Posted: 3/4/2013 10:03:08 PM
"Kenny!!" (Kramer)
This is the episode where Kramer gets hooked on the Kenny Roger's Roasters chicken from the restaurant that opens across the street from him. So funny!!!
Sonia |
2013 Goal:
Organize my entire house one drawer, cabinet, nook and cranny at a time!
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shinyhappypea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 23,149
October 2001
Posts: 2,170
Layouts: 24
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journey fan
"Rome! By all means, Rome."
PeaNut 308,186
April 2007
Posts: 11,586
Layouts: 0
Loc: California Coast
| Posted: 3/4/2013 10:22:43 PM
"Maybe the dingos ate your baby" - Elaine |
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brab74
PeaFixture
PeaNut 455,916
February 2010
Posts: 3,692
Layouts: 15
Loc: Central Illinois
| Posted: 3/4/2013 10:23:12 PM
"You are so good looking!" |
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Chlerbie
Lover of Tubas
PeaNut 14,100
April 2001
Posts: 11,917
Layouts: 86
Loc: The other side of MA
| Posted: 3/4/2013 10:29:24 PM
Schmoopy!
Give me the bread, you old bat!
And we always use low/close/etc. talkers too... |
Stephanie
I'm an enigma. Or am I?
Aren't they cute? My Emmett and Bailey...
My Blog: Scrapadelia
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mommc23
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 49,075
September 2002
Posts: 2,464
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 3/4/2013 10:29:35 PM
GOOD naked vs. BAD naked
The Manziere
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GoBucs!
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 16,888
June 2001
Posts: 2,822
Layouts: 8
Loc: CNY
| Posted: 3/4/2013 10:30:44 PM
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
But I don't want to be a cowboy!
Sweet fancy Moses. |
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shutterbugmom27
BucketHead
PeaNut 70,995
February 2003
Posts: 878
Layouts: 1
Loc: Fraggle Rock
| Posted: 3/4/2013 10:45:55 PM
My, DH, and our kids are all like this. No soup for you is a big one. I have actually been able to use "Spare a square" toilet paper one. That was great!! We also use Serenity Now and and Helloooooooo! My son is fond of These Pretzels are making me thirsty. I am pretty sure we use a Seinfeld line at least once a day LOL |
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Sue_Pea
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 36,163
April 2002
Posts: 9,926
Layouts: 5
Loc: here, there and everywhere
| Posted: 3/5/2013 4:38:57 AM
Breathtaking. I think that is the word. From the "Jerry, you have to see the BABY!" episode. That was hilarious. | |
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Sue_Pea
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 36,163
April 2002
Posts: 9,926
Layouts: 5
Loc: here, there and everywhere
| Posted: 3/5/2013 4:41:44 AM
You know how to TAKE the reservation. You just don't know how to HOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part...
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Nicole in TX
The Peas did what we do and went insane over it
PeaNut 16,696
June 2001
Posts: 18,282
Layouts: 65
Loc: Not so obvious
| Posted: 3/5/2013 4:45:13 AM
Shrinkage
Sponge-worthy
Man hands
The puffy shirt
The Soup Nazi
Assman licenseplate
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