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katiescarlett
AncestralPea
PeaNut 65,160
January 2003
Posts: 4,789
Layouts: 88
Loc: Texas
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I am BTT'ing again because I just read about this in the 2 Peas year in review thread and I am LMAO.
We need an update. Did she come get baby Jesus? Did you have him wrapped in swaddling cloth for the delivery? |
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itsy
Canucklehead, Eh?
PeaNut 167,869
September 2004
Posts: 22,367
Layouts: 42
Loc: Senatorsville, ON, Canada
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Missed this the first time around. Too funny! Can you imagine the cops reaction if he'd called! Arrest those dogs immediately!! LOL! |
* Shannon *
"I'm not good with the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment?"
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Saltymom
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 50,179
September 2002
Posts: 2,924
Layouts: 25
| Posted: 12/29/2005 9:06:04 PM
Okay, this is seriously the FUNNIEST thing I have ever read here at 2Peas and I've been here about 4 years. LOL
Any updates on the theives/Savior?
You are an amazing writer, Dharma, and I have tears rolling down my cheeks.
Calli |
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Nanky
PeaAddict
PeaNut 28,364
January 2002
Posts: 1,913
Layouts: 14
Loc: The Beautiful Snoqualmie Valley, WA
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OMG, this is the funniest thing I've ever read here-I'm crying! You cheered my sister up too-I read it to her. She's a Eugene resident and is hoping your a neighbor! |
Cheers-
Nancy
Sometimes sweat is the best form of therapy...
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eric&bradsmom
PeaAddict
PeaNut 184,864
January 2005
Posts: 1,095
Layouts: 0
Loc: Knee deep in snow
| Posted: 12/29/2005 11:39:12 PM
I missed this the first time around--it is hilarious!  |
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FreshPea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 35,113
April 2002
Posts: 2,856
Layouts: 9
Loc: Oklahoma
| Posted: 12/30/2005 12:19:19 AM
absolutely positively hilarious |
Mom to 6 wonderful boys.. Tyler, Noah, Nicolas, Zachary, Jonathan and Christian
Wife to Don
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backscrapper
AncestralPea
PeaNut 13,056
March 2001
Posts: 4,262
Layouts: 24
Loc: The right place at the right time.
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I can't believe I didn't see or read this weeks ago. Hilarious. |
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scrappygirl2
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 56,426
November 2002
Posts: 10,393
Layouts: 0
Loc: Michigan
| Posted: 12/30/2005 4:35:33 PM
I can't believe I didn't see this thread before. This has to be on of the funniest I have ever read! |
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stampinsanity
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 59,835
December 2002
Posts: 2,297
Layouts: 24
Loc: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 12/30/2005 11:47:38 PM
OMG...I can't believe I missed this! This is total PIMP material...
your dogs look so innocent...I can't believe it! |
| Those who can TEACH...Those who can't, wimp out and get some cushy, high-paying job. | |
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jennmet
Will I ever get to Buckethead?!
PeaNut 199,241
April 2005
Posts: 407
Layouts: 36
Loc: Ontario
| Posted: 12/30/2005 11:58:28 PM
This thread was hillarious. So what did happen? Were you able to find a replacement Savior? |
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Just the right shoe
PeaNut
PeaNut 197,072
March 2005
Posts: 343
Layouts: 2
| Posted: 12/30/2005 11:59:34 PM
I too missed this the first time around. This is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh. |
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,174
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
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Just had to bump this after it was mentioned in the waxing thread! 'Tis the Season for 2Peas Classics! |
Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Lao Tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)
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h*pea*ing
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 231,164
November 2005
Posts: 5,129
Layouts: 8
Loc: Midwest
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Every single time this story gets mentioned I still bust a gut LOL! |
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revirdsuba
Wise~old Pea
PeaNut 17,460
June 2001
Posts: 22,193
Layouts: 94
Loc: Central NJ
| Posted: 11/5/2006 12:54:33 AM
I grinned just reading the title!!! | |
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Mely
Right you are Ken
PeaNut 31,465
March 2002
Posts: 23,210
Layouts: 12
Loc: So Cal
| Posted: 11/5/2006 2:04:24 AM
I got to meet the infamous Jesus snatcher! |
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I-95
It's all just nonsense anyway!
PeaNut 97,456
July 2003
Posts: 19,751
Layouts: 0
Loc: California, NY & Orlando
| Posted: 11/5/2006 2:11:03 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
I remeber this from the original, it was funny then, and just as funny now!!
Thanks for BTT'ing it. |
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Rubi
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 37,808
May 2002
Posts: 5,000
Layouts: 10
Loc: Indiana 47714
| Posted: 11/5/2006 8:21:38 AM
Oh, this is one of my favorite posts ever. I've never forgotten it. Thanks for bumping! |
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*Kath*
Official Time Clock of 2Ps
PeaNut 2,739
February 2000
Posts: 9,991
Layouts: 0
Loc: On a cruise ship fighting zombies
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Gosh, I loved this thread. |
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Welcome to Hotel California, the Green Room, where the laws of physics don't apply, effect determines cause, Deja Vu is Master, and the white rabbit runs free.
Your punch-in has been duly noted.
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,174
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
| Posted: 11/5/2006 9:07:55 AM
I got to meet the infamous Jesus snatcher!
No way! Probably acted all innocent, huh? |
Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Lao Tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)
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annabug
Peace Out Girl Scout
PeaNut 80,420
April 2003
Posts: 9,863
Layouts: 75
Loc: monitoring lucy
| Posted: 11/5/2006 1:12:15 PM
Loved this thread the first time, and it's just as good this year, too! |
ttfnjoanna
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lambchop106
PeaAddict
PeaNut 197,847
March 2005
Posts: 1,512
Layouts: 0
Loc: Huskerfan transplanted in Spain
| Posted: 11/5/2006 1:28:26 PM
Dharma you have always been one of my favorite peas. This thread just reminds me why.  I laughed out loud the first time, and I am laughing again.
This has to be one of the funniest lines ever:
"Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"
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Stelorwal
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Stephanie.
PeaNut 179,221
November 2004
Posts: 12,976
Layouts: 14
Loc: Why do you care? :P
| Posted: 11/5/2006 1:32:20 PM
Still one of my favorite threads. |
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*Kath*
Official Time Clock of 2Ps
PeaNut 2,739
February 2000
Posts: 9,991
Layouts: 0
Loc: On a cruise ship fighting zombies
| Posted: 11/5/2006 1:34:29 PM
The Jesus snatchers are snoring at my feet.
They look so innocent, don't they? |
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Welcome to Hotel California, the Green Room, where the laws of physics don't apply, effect determines cause, Deja Vu is Master, and the white rabbit runs free.
Your punch-in has been duly noted.
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LMnoPeas
AncestralPea
PeaNut 33,221
March 2002
Posts: 4,259
Layouts: 14
Loc: The Wettest Dry County in Alabama
| Posted: 11/5/2006 1:36:52 PM
Still as funny as it was last year.
This is why we love the peas... |
Valerie
Insomiac Pea
"Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe -
According to Melissa I taste like homemade raspberry sauce that is poured hot over vanilla bean ice cream so that the ice cream gets a little melted before you get to eat it.
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scrap4maddie
Sometimes you harm the cause more than you help.
PeaNut 175,985
November 2004
Posts: 12,541
Layouts: 33
Loc: Buffalo NY
| Posted: 11/5/2006 1:37:08 PM
I know this is an old post but I think it is the funniest post I ever read on 2 peas. |
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LolaBee
I worked hard for this title
PeaNut 116,596
November 2003
Posts: 5,214
Layouts: 0
Loc: Southern Pea
| Posted: 11/5/2006 1:38:46 PM
I do believe this remains my favorite thread of all time.
I remember reading it to my mom, over the phone, both of us crying we were laughing so hard.
Thank you for bumping it! |
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,174
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
| Posted: 11/5/2006 5:07:34 PM
Well, they've put in one of those tiny, 24" picket fences around the area they use.
HA HA HA - as if THAT will stop my devil dogs!
I see - they're optimists!
Such sweet, innocent faces! Hard to picture them making off with Baby Jesus! |
Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Lao Tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)
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aimmer
MultiSlacker MultiStacker
PeaNut 157,595
July 2004
Posts: 12,066
Layouts: 70
Loc: coloRADo
| Posted: 11/5/2006 5:13:03 PM
Best thread ever. Happy Holidays everyone! |
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Tupoi
Hopeful Romantic
PeaNut 13,226
March 2001
Posts: 33,749
Layouts: 45
| Posted: 11/15/2006 10:51:20 AM
Well no wonder I couldn't find it with my search parameters .
MERRY CHRISTMAS! |
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krissti
Yoda's mom, I am.
PeaNut 87,060
May 2003
Posts: 8,060
Layouts: 24
Loc: Welcome to Atlanta where the players play
| Posted: 11/15/2006 10:52:48 AM
Best. "Holiday." Post. Ever.
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trev0rsdad
I only talk to Sam
PeaNut 274,396
August 2006
Posts: 8,796
Layouts: 1
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Finally got the article to boot up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Talk to Action. Isn't it nice to know there are secularists as paranoid as fundies |
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Laurel Jean
generic pea
PeaNut 76,877
March 2003
Posts: 9,208
Layouts: 179
Loc: Michigan
| Posted: 11/15/2006 10:56:03 AM
My fav thread of all time! I've gotta save this one! |
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stace3
nothing to see here
PeaNut 60,064
January 2003
Posts: 10,793
Layouts: 71
Loc: Ontario
| Posted: 11/15/2006 1:52:42 PM
Love the addition of the picket fence this year! |
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sandikal
Henny Button--English Lit Major
PeaNut 67,765
February 2003
Posts: 24,444
Layouts: 83
Loc: The OC
| Posted: 11/15/2006 1:54:50 PM
This is the best thread ever. |
Sandi
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hunzer
AncestralPea
PeaNut 29,375
February 2002
Posts: 4,955
Layouts: 156
Loc: Arkansota or Minnekansas
| Posted: 11/15/2006 2:14:23 PM
Everytime I read "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!", I pee my pants just a little.
*snirk*
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huskergal
Shameless Husker Fan
PeaNut 49,249
September 2002
Posts: 49,332
Layouts: 123
Loc: Husker Nation
| Posted: 11/15/2006 2:29:14 PM
I forgot how freakin' hilarious this thread is. Into my BOS. |
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EatCrayons
Did You Bring Me a Monkey!?
PeaNut 138,133
March 2004
Posts: 16,596
Layouts: 217
Loc: Virginia
| Posted: 11/15/2006 2:39:20 PM
Oh wow, why did I not read this last year!?
I'm cracking up!
Along with the 24" picket fence, perhaps they could buy baby Jesus a crash helmet? Just to be on the safe side? |
Carrie
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stefanieva
Purple Peaple Eater
PeaNut 100,980
August 2003
Posts: 7,325
Layouts: 233
| Posted: 11/15/2006 2:44:06 PM
I thought this sounded like last year's thread! |
~Stephanie
Blog me! Family Blog
My pro gear: Canon 5d, Canon 40d, 24-70 f/2.8, 70-200 f/2.8, 85mm f/1.8, 50mm f/1.8, 17-85 f/4
My mommy gear: Canon SD800IS, Lumix LX3, Olympus 850SW
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APeaCalledLiz
Don't lose your.... OOOOhh look a Bunny!
PeaNut 46,489
August 2002
Posts: 5,678
Layouts: 71
Loc: Maine
| Posted: 11/15/2006 2:48:59 PM
Hey does anyone hear that..................
It's Christmas time in the bucket.... rign a ling Hear them siiiinngggg Bring that Savior Back here this instant. (sung to silver bells)
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disneypal
PEAS Porridge Hot
PeaNut 93,127
June 2003
Posts: 19,052
Layouts: 169
Loc: Somewhere over the rainbow
| Posted: 12/7/2006 3:35:52 PM
btt for pafer |
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love labs
10,000,000 post poster
PeaNut 143,394
April 2004
Posts: 22,005
Layouts: 0
Loc: Headin' to the cabin!
| Posted: 12/7/2006 3:37:49 PM
Bless you, Disneypal! |
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pafer
PeaFixture
PeaNut 127,675
January 2004
Posts: 3,292
Layouts: 0
Loc: southern Louisiana
| Posted: 12/7/2006 3:49:40 PM
Thanks for the btt I needed the laugh. Oh and I would love to see some photos of the nativity scene with the new and improved fence if Dharma thinks she can skulk over there and secretly snap a few. |
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Shevy
Harley Riding Pea
PeaNut 10,051
January 2001
Posts: 7,338
Layouts: 9
Loc: 10,000 Lakes and Double Cities!
| Posted: 12/7/2006 3:53:45 PM
I've been hoping someone would bump this. Everytime I see a nativity in front of a house I giggle. |
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aimmer
MultiSlacker MultiStacker
PeaNut 157,595
July 2004
Posts: 12,066
Layouts: 70
Loc: coloRADo
| Posted: 12/7/2006 3:55:43 PM
I think of Dharma every time I see a plastic baby Jesus. |
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mindihixon
PeaAddict
PeaNut 283,660
November 2006
Posts: 1,139
Layouts: 57
Loc: McHenry, Illinois
| Posted: 12/7/2006 3:55:46 PM
omg.. I would have been peeing my pants had I been on that street as you yelled "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"
it is good that you went to your neighbor.. that is what a good neighbor does.. and thankfully another neighbor gave/sold you hers!! when can I move in by you guys so I have great neighbors also..lol
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*HuskerFaninIL*
Mommy of TWO LMM-O-Peas
PeaNut 51,325
October 2002
Posts: 14,605
Layouts: 310
Loc: Husker fan in the Illini State
| Posted: 12/7/2006 4:00:30 PM
This is the darn funniest post ever!
I picture your SO with his fist raised in disgust yelling down the street!
Classic! |
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revirdsuba
Wise~old Pea
PeaNut 17,460
June 2001
Posts: 22,193
Layouts: 94
Loc: Central NJ
| Posted: 12/7/2006 4:15:46 PM
Just seeing the subject makes me laugh!!! This will be a yearly classic!! | |
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joscrap
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 9,241
January 2001
Posts: 2,584
Layouts: 35
Loc: Missouri
| Posted: 12/7/2006 4:44:59 PM
I remember laughing my everything off last year but I never posted to it! It seriously is the best holiday pea story ever!! Thanks for updating us again! Ha! Picket fence!! Like THAT is going to do anything!!!
A photo of aforementioned scene might be fun to see though??!! Including the 24 inch picket fence?!! Prety please? |
Jo
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Just Lizzy
Original Pea #5005
PeaNut 19,817
August 2001
Posts: 20,195
Layouts: 54
Loc: On the rocky shores of life... AKA Mid-Missouri
| Posted: 12/7/2006 4:48:22 PM
Ah yes... now my Christmas is complete! |
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veggieburger
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 108,830
September 2003
Posts: 5,714
Layouts: 0
Loc: In the land of fruits and nuts...
| Posted: 12/7/2006 4:52:38 PM
My love for this thread is eternal!
I love the photo of the miscreant offenders ... Bad Dogs in Repose on page two! You crack me up Dharma! |
"Dogs are our link to paradise.
They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a
glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden,
where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace."
~Milan Kundera
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