My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP
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katiescarlett
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Posted: 12/29/2005 2:17:44 PM
I am BTT'ing again because I just read about this in the 2 Peas year in review thread and I am LMAO.

We need an update. Did she come get baby Jesus? Did you have him wrapped in swaddling cloth for the delivery?



itsy
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Posted: 12/29/2005 2:37:13 PM
Missed this the first time around. Too funny! Can you imagine the cops reaction if he'd called! Arrest those dogs immediately!! LOL!


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Posted: 12/29/2005 9:06:04 PM
Okay, this is seriously the FUNNIEST thing I have ever read here at 2Peas and I've been here about 4 years. LOL

Any updates on the theives/Savior?

You are an amazing writer, Dharma, and I have tears rolling down my cheeks.

Calli



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Posted: 12/29/2005 11:28:06 PM
OMG, this is the funniest thing I've ever read here-I'm crying! You cheered my sister up too-I read it to her. She's a Eugene resident and is hoping your a neighbor!


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Posted: 12/29/2005 11:39:12 PM
I missed this the first time around--it is hilarious!


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Posted: 12/30/2005 12:19:19 AM
absolutely positively hilarious



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Posted: 12/30/2005 3:25:41 PM
I can't believe I didn't see or read this weeks ago. Hilarious.


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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:35:33 PM
I can't believe I didn't see this thread before. This has to be on of the funniest I have ever read!


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Posted: 12/30/2005 11:47:38 PM
OMG...I can't believe I missed this! This is total PIMP material...

your dogs look so innocent...I can't believe it!


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Posted: 12/30/2005 11:58:28 PM
This thread was hillarious. So what did happen? Were you able to find a replacement Savior?



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Posted: 12/30/2005 11:59:34 PM
I too missed this the first time around. This is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh.




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Posted: 11/5/2006 12:06:19 AM
Just had to bump this after it was mentioned in the waxing thread! 'Tis the Season for 2Peas Classics!


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Posted: 11/5/2006 12:10:26 AM
Every single time this story gets mentioned I still bust a gut LOL!


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Posted: 11/5/2006 12:54:33 AM
I grinned just reading the title!!!

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Posted: 11/5/2006 2:04:24 AM
I got to meet the infamous Jesus snatcher!


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Posted: 11/5/2006 2:11:03 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!

I remeber this from the original, it was funny then, and just as funny now!!

Thanks for BTT'ing it.



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Posted: 11/5/2006 8:21:38 AM
Oh, this is one of my favorite posts ever. I've never forgotten it. Thanks for bumping!



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Posted: 11/5/2006 9:04:27 AM
Gosh, I loved this thread.


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Posted: 11/5/2006 9:07:55 AM

I got to meet the infamous Jesus snatcher!


No way! Probably acted all innocent, huh?


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Posted: 11/5/2006 1:12:15 PM
Loved this thread the first time, and it's just as good this year, too!


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Posted: 11/5/2006 1:28:26 PM
Dharma you have always been one of my favorite peas. This thread just reminds me why. I laughed out loud the first time, and I am laughing again.

This has to be one of the funniest lines ever:

"Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"






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Posted: 11/5/2006 1:32:20 PM
Still one of my favorite threads.



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Posted: 11/5/2006 1:34:29 PM

The Jesus snatchers are snoring at my feet.


They look so innocent, don't they?


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Posted: 11/5/2006 1:36:52 PM
Still as funny as it was last year.

This is why we love the peas...


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Posted: 11/5/2006 1:37:08 PM
I know this is an old post but I think it is the funniest post I ever read on 2 peas.


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Posted: 11/5/2006 1:38:46 PM
I do believe this remains my favorite thread of all time.

I remember reading it to my mom, over the phone, both of us crying we were laughing so hard.

Thank you for bumping it!



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Posted: 11/5/2006 5:07:34 PM

Well, they've put in one of those tiny, 24" picket fences around the area they use.

HA HA HA - as if THAT will stop my devil dogs!



I see - they're optimists!

Such sweet, innocent faces! Hard to picture them making off with Baby Jesus!


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Posted: 11/5/2006 5:13:03 PM
Best thread ever. Happy Holidays everyone!



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Posted: 11/15/2006 10:51:20 AM
Well no wonder I couldn't find it with my search parameters.


MERRY CHRISTMAS!



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Posted: 11/15/2006 10:52:48 AM
Best. "Holiday." Post. Ever.



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Posted: 11/15/2006 10:53:21 AM
Finally got the article to boot up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Talk to Action. Isn't it nice to know there are secularists as paranoid as fundies



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Posted: 11/15/2006 10:56:03 AM
My fav thread of all time! I've gotta save this one!



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Posted: 11/15/2006 1:52:42 PM
Love the addition of the picket fence this year!



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Posted: 11/15/2006 1:54:50 PM
This is the best thread ever.


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Posted: 11/15/2006 2:14:23 PM
Everytime I read "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!", I pee my pants just a little.

*snirk*




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Posted: 11/15/2006 2:29:14 PM
I forgot how freakin' hilarious this thread is. Into my BOS.


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Posted: 11/15/2006 2:39:20 PM
Oh wow, why did I not read this last year!?

I'm cracking up!

Along with the 24" picket fence, perhaps they could buy baby Jesus a crash helmet? Just to be on the safe side?



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Posted: 11/15/2006 2:44:06 PM
I thought this sounded like last year's thread!


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Posted: 11/15/2006 2:48:59 PM
Hey does anyone hear that..................


It's Christmas time in the bucket.... rign a ling Hear them siiiinngggg Bring that Savior Back here this instant. (sung to silver bells)

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Posted: 12/7/2006 3:35:52 PM
btt for pafer



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Posted: 12/7/2006 3:37:49 PM
Bless you, Disneypal!


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Posted: 12/7/2006 3:49:40 PM
Thanks for the btt I needed the laugh. Oh and I would love to see some photos of the nativity scene with the new and improved fence if Dharma thinks she can skulk over there and secretly snap a few.



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Posted: 12/7/2006 3:53:45 PM
I've been hoping someone would bump this. Everytime I see a nativity in front of a house I giggle.



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Posted: 12/7/2006 3:55:43 PM
I think of Dharma every time I see a plastic baby Jesus.



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Posted: 12/7/2006 3:55:46 PM
omg.. I would have been peeing my pants had I been on that street as you yelled "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"

it is good that you went to your neighbor.. that is what a good neighbor does.. and thankfully another neighbor gave/sold you hers!! when can I move in by you guys so I have great neighbors also..lol



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Posted: 12/7/2006 4:00:30 PM
This is the darn funniest post ever!

I picture your SO with his fist raised in disgust yelling down the street!

Classic!


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Posted: 12/7/2006 4:15:46 PM
Just seeing the subject makes me laugh!!! This will be a yearly classic!!

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Posted: 12/7/2006 4:44:59 PM
I remember laughing my everything off last year but I never posted to it! It seriously is the best holiday pea story ever!! Thanks for updating us again! Ha! Picket fence!! Like THAT is going to do anything!!!

A photo of aforementioned scene might be fun to see though??!! Including the 24 inch picket fence?!! Prety please?


Jo


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Posted: 12/7/2006 4:48:22 PM
Ah yes... now my Christmas is complete!


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Posted: 12/7/2006 4:52:38 PM
My love for this thread is eternal!

I love the photo of the miscreant offenders ... Bad Dogs in Repose on page two! You crack me up Dharma!


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They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a
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where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace."

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