My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

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Posted 12/9/2005 by Dharma in NSBR Board
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dottecom
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Posted: 12/7/2006 4:56:01 PM
rotflmfao at the image of the dog terrorizing the nave



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Posted: 12/7/2006 5:11:11 PM
OH MY HEAVENS!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ON HERE!!!
THANKS FOR WHOEVER FOUND THIS FROM LAST YEAR AND BTT'D


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Posted: 12/7/2006 8:27:11 PM
Bumping baby Jesus.


Sam



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Posted: 12/7/2006 9:02:01 PM
I think I've figured out why they stole Baby Jesus. They wanted to replace him with this ...........



The Dog Buddha!


Toni
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Posted: 12/7/2006 9:06:26 PM
Yeah!!! I was waiting for someone to btt this - because I'm too lazy to go find it.


Christina - fomerly known as "JAKMAKTAK"

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Posted: 12/7/2006 9:08:08 PM

I think of Dharma every time I see a plastic baby Jesus.


Yup, me too!


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Posted: 12/7/2006 9:19:38 PM
LOl, this is the best story ever!!!!!!!!!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life!!

I think this needs to be BTT every year at christmas!



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Posted: 12/7/2006 9:26:07 PM
Ah,

The perfect time for this insertion...




Mrs.MBM
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Posted: 12/7/2006 9:30:22 PM
I remember this thread from last year! Thanks for the btt!!!!




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Posted: 12/12/2006 8:13:44 PM
Bumping this one up for old time's sake. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at any Pea post as I did at this one. I had to pull it up today and read it to my Mom when she was visiting this afternoon. She got a good laugh out of it too....


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Still Chopped Liver
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Posted: 11/20/2007 6:38:34 AM
Yay!! It's back. Happy Holidays everyone!!

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Posted: 11/20/2007 6:44:56 AM
I love this thread!! The funniest ever!



*maureen*
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Posted: 11/20/2007 6:45:06 AM
I love this thread!

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Posted: 11/20/2007 7:01:21 AM
A 2peas classic!!

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Posted: 11/20/2007 7:22:15 AM
Now whoever bumped this thread should have waited until a little closer to Christmas!

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Posted: 11/20/2007 7:42:38 AM
I love this thread too...



maggie616
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Posted: 11/20/2007 9:20:04 AM
This thread reminds me of how when we lived in Georgia I used to walk my dog past the Catholic Church on post all the time, and he would always growl like crazy and raise his fur at the statue of St. Francis. Crazy dog! I would tell him - That's St. Francis - he LIKES animals! He's your friend! But the dog wanted nothing to do with him.


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Posted: 11/20/2007 9:25:16 AM
Too funny

thank you Dharma for sharing this....

I have to wipe the coffee off my monitor....

TT
M



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Posted: 11/20/2007 9:32:06 AM
This is THE funniest thread ever! Thanks for the BTT for those of us who weren't here for the 1st go-around. I know I'll bust out laughing when I see the plastic mangers go up in our neighborhood this week!

~Missy~
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Posted: 11/20/2007 9:34:55 AM
As soon as I read the title, I knew what this was.. LOL

Great 2peas classic..



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Posted: 11/20/2007 9:40:40 AM
Thanks for the laugh. That is too funny. Image of dogs running down street with Jesus is now etched in my mind.

Ria


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I was going to run away from home until the kids started packing so they could go with me.


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Posted: 11/20/2007 9:43:49 AM
I love this thread!


~Stacy~


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Posted: 11/20/2007 2:13:47 PM
This has still got to be one of the all-time funniest threads in the history of 2peas. Thanks for the laugh all over again!



Aleighl55
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Posted: 11/20/2007 2:16:55 PM
Lol I love this thread. I can just see baby Jesus being dragged down the street.

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Posted: 11/20/2007 2:18:25 PM
I'm glad this got bumped.


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Posted: 11/20/2007 2:37:50 PM
This is by far one of my all time favorite threads.


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Posted: 11/20/2007 3:11:02 PM
My favorite thread, ever.

I'll never forget, sitting at the computer, on the phone with my mom, reading it to her over the phone. We were both laughing so hard that we were both sobbing. It was the holiday stress, I'm sure. But I do love this thread.



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Posted: 11/20/2007 3:49:15 PM
Just reading the subject makes me laugh,.........

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Posted: 11/24/2007 10:37:15 PM
Bumped by popular request!


Toni
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Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Lao Tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)



Beadhound
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Posted: 11/24/2007 10:39:18 PM
I love when this thread gets bumped. It is always well worth it to reread. Happy Holidays Peas!!!




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Posted: 11/24/2007 10:54:08 PM
THis thread makes me laugh just as hard as it did two years ago LOL!!!! THE. BEST. THREAD. EVER!


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Posted: 11/24/2007 11:03:37 PM
Still one of the BEST threads ever!! I have tears rolling down my face for at least the 10th time.





Hans on left, Bud in middle, Gretchen on right

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Posted: 11/24/2007 11:09:12 PM
It wouldn't be Christmas without this thread!


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Posted: 12/1/2007 2:17:08 PM
bumping as requested

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Posted: 12/1/2007 2:29:00 PM
So glad this thread didn't get lost like the crazy turkey lady thread did!


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Jenncr8s
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Posted: 12/1/2007 2:29:49 PM
how on earth did this happen two years ago?

Still the best thread of the season!


**GypsyGirl**
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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:14:23 AM
Dharma - looks like the dogs' days of looting nativity scenes may be over due to technology!


Baby Jesus statue gets GPS for Christmas

© 2007 The Associated Press

BAL HARBOUR, Fla. â€" A baby Jesus statue here is getting a Global Positioning System for Christmas.

The statue, part of a nativity scene, will be equipped with the device after the previous statue went missing, even though it had been bolted down.

"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again," said Dina Cellini, who oversees the display, "but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."

The Mary and Joseph statues will also be fitted with GPS devices, she said.

The devices are being bought using residents' contributions and Cellini's own money.

Cellini has also installed a Plexiglas screen in front of the display.


Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!


Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Lao Tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)



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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:22:56 AM

"but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."


*giggle*





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Posted: 12/23/2007 1:43:13 PM

"but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."



This made me LOL

cause you know he can't come back if he doesn't know where he has to go. And like all good men he needs a GPS.

TT
M



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Posted: 12/23/2007 2:11:11 PM
BTT just because I love this thread!



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Posted: 12/23/2007 3:16:52 PM
Ah, the memories.


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Posted: 12/23/2007 3:27:35 PM
This is too funny. I was just thinking about this thread before I went to sleep last night and it is back again.



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Posted: 12/23/2007 5:57:39 PM
I think your dogs and my weim have been talking.

She ate the crocheted angel off of our tree this year!

Laughing with ya.


Erica


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Posted: 12/23/2007 6:05:37 PM
I love this story.

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Posted: 12/23/2007 6:20:05 PM
Hilarious!! I've read this thread a few times and ALWAYS end up with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!(Sounds like something my Golden Retriever would do!!!) Thanks for bringing it back around!


And we know that in ALL things God works for the good of those who love Him, who have been called according to His purpose. Romans 8:28

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Posted: 5/7/2008 5:03:42 PM
Bumping this classic for the new Peas!


~Cara




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Posted: 5/7/2008 7:58:46 PM
OMG...thanks for sharing this with all of us,
this has got to be the funniest story I've
read on the Peas...I can't stop LAUGHING!!!



Happy Summer!


Cara in TX
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Posted: 5/7/2008 8:18:40 PM
Make sure you read the whole thread, it just gets funnier and funnier.

This is NSBR Legend.


~Cara




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Posted: 5/7/2008 8:29:05 PM
legend...wait for it...ary

right up there with the crazy turkey lady



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Posted: 5/7/2008 8:50:57 PM
This is truly the best thread on 2Peas ever.

I'll never forget - reading it to my mom over the phone, both of us sobbing we were laughing so hard.

I love it!!!!


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