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Holy Scrap!
PeaNut 236,799
December 2005
Posts: 7,381
Layouts: 7
Loc: Kansas City
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rotflmfao at the image of the dog terrorizing the nave |
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cmm0815
Legen - wait for it - dary
PeaNut 257,161
April 2006
Posts: 13,716
Layouts: 0
Loc: In my big comfy bed
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Chopped Liver *Ü*
Running from the drama llama
PeaNut 43,514
July 2002
Posts: 51,655
Layouts: 42
Loc: South Jersey
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Bumping baby Jesus.  |
Sam
I live to die another day...until I fade away. Until the End | |
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,103
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
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I think I've figured out why they stole Baby Jesus. They wanted to replace him with this ...........
The Dog Buddha!  |
Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
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meant2b4boys
loves fortune cookie fortunes
PeaNut 44,538
August 2002
Posts: 13,900
Layouts: 257
Loc: Up North
| Posted: 12/7/2006 9:06:26 PM
Yeah!!! I was waiting for someone to btt this - because I'm too lazy to go find it.  |
Christina - fomerly known as "JAKMAKTAK"
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aimeesue90
Biblioholic
PeaNut 43,240
July 2002
Posts: 5,711
Layouts: 50
Loc: In Medias Res
| Posted: 12/7/2006 9:08:08 PM
I think of Dharma every time I see a plastic baby Jesus.
Yup, me too! |
"But that's just MY opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
Proud Army wife to my sand-crawling, barrel-chested freedom fighting Tarantula | |
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Wild Angel
PeaAddict
PeaNut 231,383
November 2005
Posts: 1,562
Layouts: 0
Loc: Northern MN.
| Posted: 12/7/2006 9:19:38 PM
LOl, this is the best story ever!!!!!!!!!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life!!
I think this needs to be BTT every year at christmas! |
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MNBonnie
Liz Lemon's BFF
PeaNut 64,193
January 2003
Posts: 24,528
Layouts: 16
Loc: Skol Vikings!
| Posted: 12/7/2006 9:26:07 PM
Ah,
The perfect time for this insertion...
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Mrs.MBM
BucketHead
PeaNut 218,977
August 2005
Posts: 604
Layouts: 50
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
| Posted: 12/7/2006 9:30:22 PM
I remember this thread from last year! Thanks for the btt!!!! |
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elendae
>EPpea<
PeaNut 30,776
February 2002
Posts: 11,163
Layouts: 1,059
Loc: scenic New Hampshire
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Bumping this one up for old time's sake. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at any Pea post as I did at this one. I had to pull it up today and read it to my Mom when she was visiting this afternoon. She got a good laugh out of it too....  |
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Still Chopped Liver
PeaAddict
PeaNut 115,023
November 2003
Posts: 1,028
Layouts: 0
Loc: Trying to get my 33,000 posts back!
| Posted: 11/20/2007 6:38:34 AM
Yay!! It's back. Happy Holidays everyone!! | |
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Laurel Jean
generic pea
PeaNut 76,877
March 2003
Posts: 9,176
Layouts: 179
Loc: Michigan
| Posted: 11/20/2007 6:44:56 AM
I love this thread!! The funniest ever! |
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*maureen*
Bad Wolf
PeaNut 191,892
February 2005
Posts: 5,303
Layouts: 0
Loc: Wheaton
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I love this thread! | |
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revirdsuba
Wise~old Pea
PeaNut 17,460
June 2001
Posts: 22,113
Layouts: 94
Loc: Central NJ
| Posted: 11/20/2007 7:01:21 AM
A 2peas classic!! | |
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bekalab
CarPEA Diem!
PeaNut 69,377
February 2003
Posts: 16,606
Layouts: 153
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
| Posted: 11/20/2007 7:22:15 AM
Now whoever bumped this thread should have waited until a little closer to Christmas! | |
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amanda23
.LiveSTRONG.
PeaNut 167,930
September 2004
Posts: 6,597
Layouts: 119
| Posted: 11/20/2007 7:42:38 AM
I love this thread too...  |
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maggie616
PeaFixture
PeaNut 106,941
September 2003
Posts: 3,649
Layouts: 10
Loc: Back stateside!
| Posted: 11/20/2007 9:20:04 AM
This thread reminds me of how when we lived in Georgia I used to walk my dog past the Catholic Church on post all the time, and he would always growl like crazy and raise his fur at the statue of St. Francis. Crazy dog! I would tell him - That's St. Francis - he LIKES animals! He's your friend! But the dog wanted nothing to do with him. |
"I don't have to fly a flag to prove my patriotism, I've offered up my husband." -Kristin Henderson "Driving By Moonlight"
Prevention not destruction - have your pets spayed and neutered.
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Goddss
It's all about the Shoes
PeaNut 119,192
December 2003
Posts: 7,905
Layouts: 78
Loc: ONT
| Posted: 11/20/2007 9:25:16 AM
Too funny
thank you Dharma for sharing this....
I have to wipe the coffee off my monitor....
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stampcrazychick
PeaFixture
PeaNut 328,112
July 2007
Posts: 3,114
Layouts: 0
Loc: Utah
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This is THE funniest thread ever! Thanks for the BTT for those of us who weren't here for the 1st go-around. I know I'll bust out laughing when I see the plastic mangers go up in our neighborhood this week! | |
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~Missy~
Mrs. Tim McGraw
PeaNut 104,748
September 2003
Posts: 17,933
Layouts: 38
Loc: NC
| Posted: 11/20/2007 9:34:55 AM
As soon as I read the title, I knew what this was.. LOL
Great 2peas classic..
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Ayrhead
PeaAddict
PeaNut 122,773
January 2004
Posts: 1,163
Layouts: 0
Loc: In my craft room
| Posted: 11/20/2007 9:40:40 AM
Thanks for the laugh. That is too funny. Image of dogs running down street with Jesus is now etched in my mind.
Ria |
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~StacyAngel~
Krissy says I am a nail polish guru
PeaNut 108,225
September 2003
Posts: 21,389
Layouts: 74
Loc: Buying Nail Polish
| Posted: 11/20/2007 9:43:49 AM
I love this thread! |
~Stacy~
Soccer Manager and Soccer Mom. Soccer is a huge part of our lives.
Happily Married to Brandon
SAHM to Ethan and Catie
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-Becky-
peain' with my toes in the sand
PeaNut 12,495
March 2001
Posts: 12,765
Layouts: 438
 | Posted: 11/20/2007 2:13:47 PM
This has still got to be one of the all-time funniest threads in the history of 2peas. Thanks for the laugh all over again! |
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Aleighl55
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 232,220
November 2005
Posts: 2,780
Layouts: 1
Loc: Humble, TX
| Posted: 11/20/2007 2:16:55 PM
Lol I love this thread. I can just see baby Jesus being dragged down the street. | |
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Henny Button
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 287,526
December 2006
Posts: 2,755
Layouts: 0
Loc: The OC
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I'm glad this got bumped. |
Sandi
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The Pea formerly known as Sandikal
I reject your reality and substitute my own. (Adam Savage of Mythbusters) | |
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*Michelley*
Bitch, please
PeaNut 117,887
November 2003
Posts: 18,051
Layouts: 0
Loc: Like it's any of your business
| Posted: 11/20/2007 2:37:50 PM
This is by far one of my all time favorite threads. |
Michelle
Mommy to Sasha and Tommy
  
"I believe if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, then try to find
someone whose life has given them vodka...and have a party" - Ron White
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LolaBee
I worked hard for this title
PeaNut 116,596
November 2003
Posts: 5,214
Layouts: 0
Loc: Southern Pea
| Posted: 11/20/2007 3:11:02 PM
My favorite thread, ever.
I'll never forget, sitting at the computer, on the phone with my mom, reading it to her over the phone. We were both laughing so hard that we were both sobbing. It was the holiday stress, I'm sure. But I do love this thread. |
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revirdsuba
Wise~old Pea
PeaNut 17,460
June 2001
Posts: 22,113
Layouts: 94
Loc: Central NJ
| Posted: 11/20/2007 3:49:15 PM
Just reading the subject makes me laugh,......... | |
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,103
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
| Posted: 11/24/2007 10:37:15 PM
Bumped by popular request!  |
Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
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Beadhound
Do I have you on ignore too?
PeaNut 233,604
November 2005
Posts: 20,857
Layouts: 19
Loc: In the land of beads and wire
| Posted: 11/24/2007 10:39:18 PM
I love when this thread gets bumped. It is always well worth it to reread. Happy Holidays Peas!!! |
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AngelKriC
It's football time in TENNESSEE!
PeaNut 215,522
July 2005
Posts: 19,274
Layouts: 34
Loc: Big Orange Country!
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eebud
Doxie Pea Mom
PeaNut 52,841
October 2002
Posts: 30,997
Layouts: 25
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photograpea
My son is a Special OlymPEAn!
PeaNut 52,488
October 2002
Posts: 10,729
Layouts: 31
Loc: Out geocaching somewhere in the USA
| Posted: 11/24/2007 11:09:12 PM
It wouldn't be Christmas without this thread! |
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Susan
Mother/Girlfriend/Sister/Family Photographer/Scrapbooker
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freecharlie
Is the pool open yet?
PeaNut 109,127
September 2003
Posts: 19,238
Layouts: 4
Loc: Colorado
| Posted: 12/1/2007 2:17:08 PM
bumping as requested
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**JoJam**
Peace Out Girl Scout
PeaNut 80,420
April 2003
Posts: 9,841
Layouts: 75
Loc: monitoring lucy
| Posted: 12/1/2007 2:29:00 PM
So glad this thread didn't get lost like the crazy turkey lady thread did! |
ttfnjoanna
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"Like what you do, do what you like."--Life is Good
"I've made some empty promises in my life. That was by far the most generous." Micheal Scott. | |
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Jenncr8s
PeaNut
PeaNut 336,594
September 2007
Posts: 436
Layouts: 0
Loc: So Cal
| Posted: 12/1/2007 2:29:49 PM
how on earth did this happen two years ago?
Still the best thread of the season!
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,103
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
| Posted: 12/23/2007 9:14:23 AM
Dharma - looks like the dogs' days of looting nativity scenes may be over due to technology!
Baby Jesus statue gets GPS for Christmas
© 2007 The Associated Press
BAL HARBOUR, Fla. â€" A baby Jesus statue here is getting a Global Positioning System for Christmas.
The statue, part of a nativity scene, will be equipped with the device after the previous statue went missing, even though it had been bolted down.
"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again," said Dina Cellini, who oversees the display, "but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."
The Mary and Joseph statues will also be fitted with GPS devices, she said.
The devices are being bought using residents' contributions and Cellini's own money.
Cellini has also installed a Plexiglas screen in front of the display.
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Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
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tiffygirl
"That's all bi*chy is saying." ~Pinky Z
PeaNut 192,965
February 2005
Posts: 12,827
Layouts: 103
Loc: The broadcast studio of the PeaNewsNetwork
| Posted: 12/23/2007 9:22:56 AM
"but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."
*giggle* |
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Goddss
It's all about the Shoes
PeaNut 119,192
December 2003
Posts: 7,905
Layouts: 78
Loc: ONT
| Posted: 12/23/2007 1:43:13 PM
"but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."
This made me LOL
cause you know he can't come back if he doesn't know where he has to go. And like all good men he needs a GPS.
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1edgePea
NookBook Pea
PeaNut 166,316
September 2004
Posts: 25,016
Layouts: 36
Loc: Hiding from my Swiffer
| Posted: 12/23/2007 2:11:11 PM
BTT just because I love this thread! |
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esperanza.
Gold Digger
PeaNut 85,108
May 2003
Posts: 7,382
Layouts: 14
Loc: Atlanta
| Posted: 12/23/2007 3:16:52 PM
Ah, the memories. |
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Wife to One Sexy Police Man and Mama To Tristan and Hayden
    
    
Bittersweet Utopia. A Blog.
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Grace2882
Giving up Ding Dongs for better health
PeaNut 284,768
November 2006
Posts: 10,360
Layouts: 2
Loc: West Virginia
| Posted: 12/23/2007 3:27:35 PM
This is too funny. I was just thinking about this thread before I went to sleep last night and it is back again. |
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YaYaScrapper
BucketHead
PeaNut 295,782
February 2007
Posts: 852
Layouts: 0
Loc: Middle TN
| Posted: 12/23/2007 5:57:39 PM
I think your dogs and my weim have been talking.
She ate the crocheted angel off of our tree this year!
Laughing with ya. |
Erica
My Princess and Not-So-Princely Prince | |
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SockMonkey
LibrariaNerd
PeaNut 56,220
November 2002
Posts: 28,780
Layouts: 184
Loc: Illinois
| Posted: 12/23/2007 6:05:37 PM
I love this story. | |
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Gr8fulMom
PeaAddict
PeaNut 335,615
September 2007
Posts: 1,687
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 12/23/2007 6:20:05 PM
Hilarious!! I've read this thread a few times and ALWAYS end up with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!(Sounds like something my Golden Retriever would do!!!) Thanks for bringing it back around! |
| And we know that in ALL things God works for the good of those who love Him, who have been called according to His purpose. Romans 8:28 | |
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Cara in TX
Paper Angel in Bulletin Board Hell
PeaNut 198,220
March 2005
Posts: 26,569
Layouts: 25
Loc: Outside Houston
| Posted: 5/7/2008 5:03:42 PM
Bumping this classic for the new Peas! |
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kateloves2scrap
Hap"PEA" to be me!
PeaNut 308,161
April 2007
Posts: 5,397
Layouts: 0
Loc: the beach...ahh!
| Posted: 5/7/2008 7:58:46 PM
OMG...thanks for sharing this with all of us,
this has got to be the funniest story I've
read on the Peas...I can't stop LAUGHING!!!
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Cara in TX
Paper Angel in Bulletin Board Hell
PeaNut 198,220
March 2005
Posts: 26,569
Layouts: 25
Loc: Outside Houston
| Posted: 5/7/2008 8:18:40 PM
Make sure you read the whole thread, it just gets funnier and funnier.
This is NSBR Legend. |
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mowse
iCoupon
PeaNut 31,018
February 2002
Posts: 19,314
Layouts: 156
Loc: probably here. maybe there.
| Posted: 5/7/2008 8:29:05 PM
legend...wait for it...ary
right up there with the crazy turkey lady |
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LolaBee
I worked hard for this title
PeaNut 116,596
November 2003
Posts: 5,214
Layouts: 0
Loc: Southern Pea
| Posted: 5/7/2008 8:50:57 PM
This is truly the best thread on 2Peas ever.
I'll never forget - reading it to my mom over the phone, both of us sobbing we were laughing so hard.
I love it!!!! |
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