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ChaliseH
Procraftinator
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January 2002
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11,300 views. Holy Moses... err baby Jesus. Definately the best thread ever. | |
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frugalchick
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January 2006
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Loc: In the KitchenAid mixer bowl......
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  Man, of all the days.....I really needed this laugh again tonite......I will never forget this thread! LMAO so badly...about to pee in my pants.....AGAIN!  |
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seattlepea2000
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May 2008
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needed a good laugh tonight ....this is hilarious....
I have to read the whole thread now.. | |
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WiiPii
Dirty little freaks!
PeaNut 374,795
May 2008
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Loc: too far away....
| Posted: 5/7/2008 9:34:22 PM
Ah yes....love this thread!
Remember it well from the first round 2 years ago....it ages well!
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elleceebee
Your ad here...
PeaNut 159,693
July 2004
Posts: 10,007
Layouts: 26
Loc: Physically:Arizona..mentally: on a beach in San Diego
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Totally hysterical. I remember seeing this thread in the past but never reading it and now I finally have and my face hurts from smiling and laughing so much. Awesome! Thanks for the BTT, Cara |
"Take Rico, for example. He's clearly a world-class psychopath so we just kind of took that ball and ran with it." Skipper on how everyone's talents can be useful-- Penguins of Madagascar
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**ScrapWench**
Seems a pity to miss such a good pudding.
PeaNut 247,139
February 2006
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Loc: Spokane, WA
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Thanks for the history lesson Cara---I have not laughed this hard in a while. Sometime I will have to tell about an incident with my dog, and a 3 wheeled stroller....
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That's not even funny and certainly nothing to brag about, which is what you seem to be doing.
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taysnana
PeaAddict
PeaNut 58,734
December 2002
Posts: 1,527
Layouts: 26
Loc: Utah
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This is a riot. I'd never seen the thread and took the advise to read the whole thing. Definitely going into my BOS so I can re-read it when I need a laugh. Bring back the Saviour...pricelesss!!!!! | |
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XC Mom
Princess and the Pea
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June 2000
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Loc: Northern Ca.
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right up there with the crazy turkey lady
I had that one saved in my BOS but it has been deleted  That one was hysterical.
Thanks for the BTT and a good laugh Cara.
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Proud mom of a California Highway Patrol Officer
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*Michelley*
Bitch, please
PeaNut 117,887
November 2003
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Loc: Like it's any of your business
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That's not even funny and certainly nothing to brag about, which is what you seem to be doing.
It's funny as hell and if you would pull that stick out of your butt you might see that. Good grief, it's not like she purposely set the dog on baby Jesus because she has some personal grudge against him. :eyeroll: |
Michelle
Mommy to Sasha and Tommy
  
"I believe if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, then try to find
someone whose life has given them vodka...and have a party" - Ron White
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Lizaanne
BucketHead
PeaNut 182,482
December 2004
Posts: 947
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Loc: Groveport, OH
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This is one of my favorite threads! Thanks for bumping it, I need a good laugh today!!!! |
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Cara in TX
Paper Angel in Bulletin Board Hell
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March 2005
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Loc: Outside Houston
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You're welcome everyone!
It's funny as hell and if you would pull that stick out of your butt you might see that. Good grief, it's not like she purposely set the dog on baby Jesus because she has some personal grudge against him. :eyeroll:
Michelle, you know it's a conspiracy against Christians, the dogs are even in on it. The persecution in this country and all that.
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*Michelley*
Bitch, please
PeaNut 117,887
November 2003
Posts: 18,051
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Loc: Like it's any of your business
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Michelle, you know it's a conspiracy against Christians, the dogs are even in on it. The persecution in this country and all that.
Well color me naive. I'm being persecuted by Dharma's dog and didn't even know it.  |
Michelle
Mommy to Sasha and Tommy
"I believe if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, then try to find
someone whose life has given them vodka...and have a party" - Ron White
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Shabanu
BucketHead
PeaNut 295,740
February 2007
Posts: 744
Layouts: 36
Loc: Indiana
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This is hilarious! Thanks for bumping it for some of us newbies! |
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elendae
>EPpea<
PeaNut 30,776
February 2002
Posts: 11,164
Layouts: 1,060
Loc: scenic New Hampshire
| Posted: 5/8/2008 3:24:29 PM
Best OP ever! |
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stampinsanity
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 59,835
December 2002
Posts: 2,297
Layouts: 24
Loc: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 5/8/2008 3:40:36 PM
i remember this one, i loved it then and i still do! |
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,105
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
| Posted: 12/7/2008 1:20:55 PM
It's that time of the year again....time for the annual thread bump of Dharma's Jesus stealing dogs!  A 2Peas classic! 
Speaking of Dharma, anyone heard from her lately? I've really missed seeing her around. Dharma - pop in and say hi if you are lurking!  |
Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
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*Donna*
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 32,500
March 2002
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| Posted: 12/7/2008 1:30:36 PM
This never gets old! lol |
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love labs
10,000,000 post poster
PeaNut 143,394
April 2004
Posts: 21,916
Layouts: 0
Loc: Headin' to the cabin!
| Posted: 12/7/2008 2:01:03 PM
This is truly a 2Peas classic and one of my all-time FAVORITE threads! It's just as funny now as when Dharma first posted it. It's just not the holidays without this one! |
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
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Loc: I am Switzerland!
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blackberry lou
Just Can't Seem To Leave
PeaNut 100,300
August 2003
Posts: 9,171
Layouts: 165
Loc: South Dakota
| Posted: 12/7/2008 2:37:32 PM
ahhh- my fav 2 peas holiday post of all time |
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StampNScrap1128
AncestralPea
PeaNut 177,425
November 2004
Posts: 4,327
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 12/7/2008 3:03:09 PM
This is probably my favorite thread here. Three years and still just as dang funny as when I first read it! It has become a good holiday tradition to read this thread.
Nice to see you posting, Dharma - we've missed you and your adorable doggies. 
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{Betsy}
Creative Dreamer
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April 2003
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PeaMommyJade
PeaNut 260,450
May 2006
Posts: 10,289
Layouts: 169
| Posted: 12/7/2008 3:25:27 PM
Their fault...baby Jesus isn't supposed to be in the nativity until after advent anyway 
I am wondering do they protect Jesus with Chicken Wire or something now LOL |
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lespea
I Typo & I don't care
PeaNut 270,444
July 2006
Posts: 10,989
Layouts: 54
Loc: Here.
| Posted: 12/7/2008 3:27:54 PM
ROTFL!! Thanks Cara! |
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disney834
GirlScoutPea
PeaNut 52,050
October 2002
Posts: 5,546
Layouts: 167
| Posted: 12/7/2008 3:29:55 PM
Ahh, a trip down memory lane. 3 years, and counting. | |
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frugalchick
PeaNut
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January 2006
Posts: 384
Layouts: 0
Loc: In the KitchenAid mixer bowl......
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What has to be the most priceless thread is back! rofl......pagan dogs..........  |
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shelley36
She who peas to avoid grading papers
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January 2001
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Loc: The Soggy State of WA
| Posted: 12/7/2008 4:46:14 PM
This thread is in my top three (with the other two being the "Once when I was pregnant" and the other being the fart thread) of all time.
Oh wise handslapper: yes, I am bragging about my pagan dogs and this year, I'm taking them around to all the churches to mark whatever deeply meaningful religious display they might have up. In the spring, we're going to the national capitol where we will vandalize our nation's monuments with dog pee. Thanks for asking!
LOL! This just keep getting better and better! I miss the hanslap due to my liberal (huh-huh-huh, she said liberal) use of the ignore button. I think you should take your dogs on the Pagan Dog World Tour. You could sell t-shirts that say, "The Nativity Was Only the Beginning..."
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voltagain
OklaPhoma
PeaNut 18,334
July 2001
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Layouts: 15
Loc: State of cultural confusion. Yeehaw and Aloha have collided!
| Posted: 12/7/2008 4:49:25 PM
Every time I see a big plastic nativity in a yard I think of this thread.....and smile. |
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2Marbles
I <3 Capt. Tightpants!
PeaNut 13,839
April 2001
Posts: 5,828
Layouts: 23
Loc: Somewhere in the 'verse
| Posted: 12/7/2008 5:02:47 PM
LOL....I think about it everytime too!
Sigh.....kinda sad I don't own the plastic light up nativity. |
2Marbles
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ostrich girl
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 288,003
December 2006
Posts: 5,419
Layouts: 4
Loc: Enjoying the spring in Ohio
| Posted: 12/7/2008 5:02:48 PM
This is like the "Christmas Story" of the 2 peas NSBR board- it just isn't christmas without it!
Istead of "you'll shoot you eye out"
it's "you bring that Savior back here right now!" |
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Scraptologist
Princess Pinkness
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December 1999
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Layouts: 76
Loc: I'm So Canadian Even My Blood Cells are Red and White
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I love this story!! |
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Maria Pea-a
BucketHead
PeaNut 54,978
November 2002
Posts: 671
Layouts: 3
Loc: Utah
| Posted: 12/7/2008 6:21:11 PM
I was just thinking of this thread in as I was passing the nativity scene on the way out of church this morning! This has to be the most hilarious Christmas thread of all pea-time! |
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elendae
>EPpea<
PeaNut 30,776
February 2002
Posts: 11,164
Layouts: 1,060
Loc: scenic New Hampshire
| Posted: 12/7/2008 6:25:39 PM
A holiday classic! Just as funny this year as it was the first time I read it! |
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Peasville
PeaNut
PeaNut 272,857
August 2006
Posts: 352
Layouts: 5
| Posted: 12/7/2008 11:59:36 PM
btt |
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" - Pooh
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Saltymom
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 50,179
September 2002
Posts: 2,916
Layouts: 25
| Posted: 12/8/2008 1:01:39 AM
This is my favorite thread EVER on 2Peas. I was just talking about it with my husband the other night. Thanks for bumping, Cara! |
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megan_in_pink
PeaAddict
PeaNut 286,312
December 2006
Posts: 1,793
Layouts: 17
| Posted: 12/8/2008 6:57:32 AM
one of the best threads EVER! tis the season, merry christmas everyone! |
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Goddss
It's all about the Shoes
PeaNut 119,192
December 2003
Posts: 7,905
Layouts: 78
Loc: ONT
| Posted: 12/8/2008 7:07:49 AM
Thanks for the bump Cara!!! I was telling a friend about this thread on the weekend. Now I can send her the link!!!
Happy Holidays!!!
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LBP
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 211,963
June 2005
Posts: 2,090
Layouts: 0
Loc: SW Virginia
| Posted: 12/8/2008 9:11:13 AM
Bumping this classic post right back to page 1 where it belongs!
Hysterical! | |
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dizzimama
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 7,161
October 2000
Posts: 2,639
Layouts: 10
Loc: NW Washington-No Not Seattle :)
| Posted: 12/8/2008 9:26:32 AM
Sheesh... I made it every year avoiding this thread and I finally read it to see why it was bumped.  Ok, it was too damn funny.
I see why it's been a tradition to find it and bring it back yearly.
Almost like having to watch the movie "A Christmas Story" every year, huh? | |
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GroovyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 219,082
August 2005
Posts: 4,768
Layouts: 224
Loc: Wild Wonderful WV
| Posted: 12/8/2008 9:30:36 AM
That is hysterical! I laugh at that post every year. Thanks for bumping! |
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SavanahsMom
PeaAddict
PeaNut 125,104
January 2004
Posts: 1,681
Layouts: 4
Loc: Southern California
| Posted: 12/8/2008 10:01:56 AM
Best thread ever!
I am so sick, all I could do was moan and point while SO chased them down the street screaming "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"
I almost peed myself the first time I read this. Still the funniest line ever! |
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SassyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut 49,766
September 2002
Posts: 4,644
Layouts: 9
Loc: by the bay
| Posted: 12/8/2008 10:28:11 AM
Yep. Funniest thread ever. |
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caroscraps
7 Sweetpeas for me
PeaNut 20,301
August 2001
Posts: 11,681
Layouts: 0
Loc: The PEAch State
| Posted: 12/8/2008 10:31:40 AM
This is the best thread ever, one to go down in infamy. |
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shaedsp
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 253,574
March 2006
Posts: 2,598
Layouts: 15
Loc: Vancouver Island
| Posted: 12/8/2008 11:05:17 AM
oh tysm for bumping this.. i have to read through still but have been waiting to see this thread...lol.. | |
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lg03
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 108,233
September 2003
Posts: 2,332
Layouts: 0
Loc: near my SB table
| Posted: 12/8/2008 11:08:05 AM
BTT.
An absolute 2Peas classic!!! |
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mom2luke
BucketHead
PeaNut 80,713
April 2003
Posts: 529
Layouts: 0
Loc: Edmond, OK
|  Posted: 12/8/2008 11:29:12 AM
Can someone tell me how to read the entire original post? I am only seeing the last couple of paragraphs? | |
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alismyhart
Proud 912 Project Member. Join the Revolution.
PeaNut 84,423
May 2003
Posts: 6,255
Layouts: 34
Loc: One of the hotter sections in CA
|  Posted: 12/8/2008 11:57:51 AM
This is one of my favs. Still.
It's nice to know that your dog wanted baby Jesus all to himself. You must have been sssooooooo proud.   |
De'Anna
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermines the military are saboteurs and should be arrested exiled or hanged."
President Abraham Lincoln
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " * Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag. ~unknown~
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GypsyMama
PeaAddict
PeaNut 136,139
March 2004
Posts: 1,864
Layouts: 6
Loc: Colorado City, TX
| Posted: 12/8/2008 12:46:59 PM
 why aren't YOU on a leash, lyin eyes? |
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Brynne428
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PeaNut 24,413
November 2001
Posts: 8,244
Layouts: 2
Loc: La La land
| Posted: 12/12/2008 11:19:36 AM
I agree, this is the funniest post ever.
What your dogs did was not funny. It was very disrespectful.
And why were they not on a leash?
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anthacat
No, I didn't go to KSU!
PeaNut 103,801
August 2003
Posts: 14,288
Layouts: 133
| Posted: 12/12/2008 11:30:21 AM
I do think this is really funny... but I'm also glad it wasn't my property that was destroyed. What's wrong with leashes?
But, yes, there is a part of me that thinks this is a riot. |
Heather
Our Family Blog
My Thirty-One Blog
"Saying no to everything is not leadership." - President Barack Obama, 1/27/10
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