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Posted: 5/7/2008 8:53:08 PM
11,300 views. Holy Moses... err baby Jesus. Definately the best thread ever.

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Posted: 5/7/2008 9:01:17 PM
Man, of all the days.....I really needed this laugh again tonite......I will never forget this thread! LMAO so badly...about to pee in my pants.....AGAIN!




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Posted: 5/7/2008 9:28:18 PM
needed a good laugh tonight ....this is hilarious....

I have to read the whole thread now..

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Posted: 5/7/2008 9:34:22 PM
Ah yes....love this thread!

Remember it well from the first round 2 years ago....it ages well!



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Posted: 5/7/2008 10:03:30 PM
Totally hysterical. I remember seeing this thread in the past but never reading it and now I finally have and my face hurts from smiling and laughing so much. Awesome! Thanks for the BTT, Cara


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Posted: 5/7/2008 10:16:55 PM
Thanks for the history lesson Cara---I have not laughed this hard in a while. Sometime I will have to tell about an incident with my dog, and a 3 wheeled stroller....


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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:03:45 AM
This is a riot. I'd never seen the thread and took the advise to read the whole thing. Definitely going into my BOS so I can re-read it when I need a laugh. Bring back the Saviour...pricelesss!!!!!

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Posted: 5/8/2008 3:22:55 AM

right up there with the crazy turkey lady


I had that one saved in my BOS but it has been deleted That one was hysterical.

Thanks for the BTT and a good laugh Cara.


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Posted: 5/8/2008 9:15:03 AM

That's not even funny and certainly nothing to brag about, which is what you seem to be doing.
It's funny as hell and if you would pull that stick out of your butt you might see that. Good grief, it's not like she purposely set the dog on baby Jesus because she has some personal grudge against him. :eyeroll:


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Posted: 5/8/2008 9:20:10 AM
This is one of my favorite threads! Thanks for bumping it, I need a good laugh today!!!!


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Posted: 5/8/2008 1:26:19 PM
You're welcome everyone!


It's funny as hell and if you would pull that stick out of your butt you might see that. Good grief, it's not like she purposely set the dog on baby Jesus because she has some personal grudge against him. :eyeroll:


Michelle, you know it's a conspiracy against Christians, the dogs are even in on it. The persecution in this country and all that.



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Posted: 5/8/2008 1:56:16 PM

Michelle, you know it's a conspiracy against Christians, the dogs are even in on it. The persecution in this country and all that.
Well color me naive. I'm being persecuted by Dharma's dog and didn't even know it.


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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:59:45 PM
This is hilarious! Thanks for bumping it for some of us newbies!



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Posted: 5/8/2008 3:24:29 PM
Best OP ever!


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Posted: 5/8/2008 3:40:36 PM
i remember this one, i loved it then and i still do!


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Posted: 12/7/2008 1:20:55 PM
It's that time of the year again....time for the annual thread bump of Dharma's Jesus stealing dogs! A 2Peas classic!

Speaking of Dharma, anyone heard from her lately? I've really missed seeing her around. Dharma - pop in and say hi if you are lurking!


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Posted: 12/7/2008 1:30:36 PM
This never gets old! lol



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Posted: 12/7/2008 2:01:03 PM
This is truly a 2Peas classic and one of my all-time FAVORITE threads! It's just as funny now as when Dharma first posted it. It's just not the holidays without this one!


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Posted: 12/7/2008 2:12:42 PM
Dharma! So good to hear from you! I do miss seeing you around the board these days. Have been thinking about you lately and glad you are doing well. You've heard I'm moving to Paris in the Spring? The expat life is never dull for sure!

How are the pups? Mine is working on getting herself shipped to doggie boot camp or something. She's been in a chewing mood and as usual is going for the good stuff. Good thing she's cute and loveable or she'd be out of here!



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Posted: 12/7/2008 2:37:32 PM
ahhh- my fav 2 peas holiday post of all time



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Posted: 12/7/2008 3:03:09 PM
This is probably my favorite thread here. Three years and still just as dang funny as when I first read it! It has become a good holiday tradition to read this thread.

Nice to see you posting, Dharma - we've missed you and your adorable doggies.

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Posted: 12/7/2008 3:17:21 PM
ROFL! Our yearly tradition. Hey, Dharma, are your dogs on good behaviour this year? Do they get to go see the big lighted display?



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Posted: 12/7/2008 3:25:27 PM
Their fault...baby Jesus isn't supposed to be in the nativity until after advent anyway

I am wondering do they protect Jesus with Chicken Wire or something now LOL



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Posted: 12/7/2008 3:27:54 PM
ROTFL!! Thanks Cara!


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Posted: 12/7/2008 3:29:55 PM
Ahh, a trip down memory lane. 3 years, and counting.

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Posted: 12/7/2008 4:32:03 PM
What has to be the most priceless thread is back! rofl......pagan dogs..........




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Posted: 12/7/2008 4:46:14 PM
This thread is in my top three (with the other two being the "Once when I was pregnant" and the other being the fart thread) of all time.


Oh wise handslapper: yes, I am bragging about my pagan dogs and this year, I'm taking them around to all the churches to mark whatever deeply meaningful religious display they might have up. In the spring, we're going to the national capitol where we will vandalize our nation's monuments with dog pee. Thanks for asking!




LOL! This just keep getting better and better! I miss the hanslap due to my liberal (huh-huh-huh, she said liberal) use of the ignore button. I think you should take your dogs on the Pagan Dog World Tour. You could sell t-shirts that say, "The Nativity Was Only the Beginning..."

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Posted: 12/7/2008 4:49:25 PM

Every time I see a big plastic nativity in a yard I think of this thread.....and smile.


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Posted: 12/7/2008 5:02:47 PM


LOL....I think about it everytime too!

Sigh.....kinda sad I don't own the plastic light up nativity.


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Posted: 12/7/2008 5:02:48 PM
This is like the "Christmas Story" of the 2 peas NSBR board- it just isn't christmas without it!

Istead of "you'll shoot you eye out"

it's "you bring that Savior back here right now!"


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Posted: 12/7/2008 5:11:46 PM
I love this story!!






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Posted: 12/7/2008 6:21:11 PM
I was just thinking of this thread in as I was passing the nativity scene on the way out of church this morning! This has to be the most hilarious Christmas thread of all pea-time!


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Posted: 12/7/2008 6:25:39 PM
A holiday classic! Just as funny this year as it was the first time I read it!


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Posted: 12/7/2008 11:59:36 PM
btt


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Posted: 12/8/2008 1:01:39 AM
This is my favorite thread EVER on 2Peas. I was just talking about it with my husband the other night. Thanks for bumping, Cara!



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Posted: 12/8/2008 6:57:32 AM
one of the best threads EVER! tis the season, merry christmas everyone!



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Posted: 12/8/2008 7:07:49 AM
Thanks for the bump Cara!!! I was telling a friend about this thread on the weekend. Now I can send her the link!!!

Happy Holidays!!!
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Posted: 12/8/2008 9:11:13 AM
Bumping this classic post right back to page 1 where it belongs!

Hysterical!

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Posted: 12/8/2008 9:26:32 AM
Sheesh... I made it every year avoiding this thread and I finally read it to see why it was bumped. Ok, it was too damn funny.

I see why it's been a tradition to find it and bring it back yearly.
Almost like having to watch the movie "A Christmas Story" every year, huh?

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Posted: 12/8/2008 9:30:36 AM
That is hysterical! I laugh at that post every year. Thanks for bumping!


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Posted: 12/8/2008 10:01:56 AM
Best thread ever!


I am so sick, all I could do was moan and point while SO chased them down the street screaming "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"
I almost peed myself the first time I read this. Still the funniest line ever!


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Posted: 12/8/2008 10:28:11 AM
Yep. Funniest thread ever.







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Posted: 12/8/2008 10:31:40 AM
This is the best thread ever, one to go down in infamy.


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Posted: 12/8/2008 11:05:17 AM
oh tysm for bumping this.. i have to read through still but have been waiting to see this thread...lol..

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Posted: 12/8/2008 11:08:05 AM
BTT.

An absolute 2Peas classic!!!


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Posted: 12/8/2008 11:29:12 AM
Can someone tell me how to read the entire original post? I am only seeing the last couple of paragraphs?

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Posted: 12/8/2008 11:57:51 AM
This is one of my favs. Still.

It's nice to know that your dog wanted baby Jesus all to himself. You must have been sssooooooo proud.


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Posted: 12/8/2008 12:46:59 PM
why aren't YOU on a leash, lyin eyes?



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Posted: 12/12/2008 11:19:36 AM
I agree, this is the funniest post ever.


What your dogs did was not funny. It was very disrespectful.
And why were they not on a leash?


Seriously??

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Posted: 12/12/2008 11:30:21 AM
I do think this is really funny... but I'm also glad it wasn't my property that was destroyed. What's wrong with leashes?

But, yes, there is a part of me that thinks this is a riot.


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