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freecharlie
Is the pool open yet?
PeaNut 109,127
September 2003
Posts: 19,238
Layouts: 4
Loc: Colorado
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I told my husband, NO the dogs may not have the stolen Jesus to play with.
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| Tribbey: I believe, as long as Justice Dreifort is intolerant toward gays, lesbians, blacks, unions, women, poor people, and the first, fourth, fifth, and ninth amendments, I will remain intolerant toward him! [to Ainsley] Nice meeting you | |
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mkatiej
PeaFixture
PeaNut 179,915
December 2004
Posts: 3,395
Layouts: 81
Loc: Twin Cities, MN
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Hehehehehe...last week I helped out my neighbors and took their dog for a walk. As I walked past a house with a huge nativity scene, I kept hearing in my head 'bring back the Savior RIGHT NOW'....made me laugh out loud.
This was and still is in my top 5 pea threads EVER!
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leftturnonly
Will trade mosquitoes for cookies.
PeaNut 416,788
March 2009
Posts: 19,575
Layouts: 0
Loc: Living in Kim's Perfect World, again.
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scrapcreator
legend in my own mind
PeaNut 6,186
August 2000
Posts: 7,094
Layouts: 48
Loc: Inland Empire
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Thank you for re-posting this. I laughed so hard the first time I read it - one of my favorite 2 Peas Christmas posts.
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Boogity, boogity, boogity!
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dolansd&s
Dreaming of a distant island
PeaNut 137,961
March 2004
Posts: 9,171
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 12/14/2009 2:57:08 PM
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.....I have been waiting for this thread!!! |
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purpledaisy
Calm
PeaNut 116,261
November 2003
Posts: 25,155
Layouts: 102
| Posted: 12/14/2009 3:07:50 PM
Thank you for posting the OP. I missed it the first time around. This
I am so sick, all I could do was moan and point while my husband chased them down the street screaming "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"
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Becca
May we be consumed with the Creator of all things rather than with things created.
6 rings - no cheating! Go STEELERS!
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kendelpea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 144,007
April 2004
Posts: 2,022
Layouts: 109
Loc: In the Rocky Mountains
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I think this is the best post I have ever read here. I am printing and saving this to share. Thanks Chloe |
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606slz
AncestralPea
PeaNut 59,460
December 2002
Posts: 4,807
Layouts: 35
Loc: Central WI
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2peas Christmas just isn't without this thread. Love it! | |
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**GypsyGirl**
Well, Bless Her Heart.......
PeaNut 142,890
April 2004
Posts: 15,103
Layouts: 1
Loc: I am Switzerland!
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Thanks for posting this! If Dharma isn't here in person, at least she can be with us in spirit!  |
Toni
Professional Expat Wife, Hell Holes are my Specialty!
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
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AussieMeg
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 51,689
October 2002
Posts: 6,636
Layouts: 16
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
| Posted: 12/14/2009 6:10:40 PM
Thank you Chloe!!!! I just KNEW someone would have the OP! | |
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elendae
>EPpea<
PeaNut 30,776
February 2002
Posts: 11,163
Layouts: 1,059
Loc: scenic New Hampshire
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I'm so glad someone found the original! I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at anything on 2peas, before or since this was originally posted!  |
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freecharlie
Is the pool open yet?
PeaNut 109,127
September 2003
Posts: 19,238
Layouts: 4
Loc: Colorado
| Posted: 12/15/2009 7:38:53 PM
I went to the Christmas Carol sing a long up at my kids' school today (and yes they sing all the carols) and in the house across the street there was a nativity. I actually had to walk over to the house to see if the savior was removable or if he was stuck in place. |
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{Betsy}
Creative Dreamer
PeaNut 82,675
April 2003
Posts: 10,296
Layouts: 12
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snugglebutter
dedicated chocoholic
PeaNut 55,649
November 2002
Posts: 7,087
Layouts: 3
Loc: TX
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For the 2010 holiday season.......
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Scrapperfriend
BucketHead
PeaNut 168,158
September 2004
Posts: 973
Layouts: 4
Loc: Washington State
| Posted: 12/8/2010 1:45:47 PM
Nice to see it back.. |
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peanutter
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 416,889
March 2009
Posts: 2,595
Layouts: 0
Loc: The right place, at the right time.
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Susie_Homemaker
AncestralPea
PeaNut 337,804
September 2007
Posts: 4,016
Layouts: 1
Loc: In the Know
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Here's the OP, copied from a copy above.
LOL!
My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus
Ripped his little plastic self right out of the neighbor's nativity. Knocked Mary down, jumped on Joseph, barked at the donkeys. Hay was everywhere.
I am so sick, all I could do was moan and point while my SO chased them down the street screaming "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"
As an adult, that is the closest I have ever come to peeing my pants on a public street.
Now we have to tell the neighbors and spring for a new babe in the manger. The dogs were bummed and we hid the mangled child in our garage. How many stores do you think we'll have to visit before we find a match?
::Updated Later That Afternoon::
Well, the wife took it well, the husband not so much. He said "Well I'm glad you came over with an explanation, because we were calling the Sheriff just now." OMG! How to explain this to the cops?!
After about 2 hours of searching stores for Jesus, I came home and as luck would have it, our other neighbors gave us the 411 - someone sold those nativity sets door to door in the 70s. Yes, the 70s. And they still had theirs. Yes! Jesus was returned to the manger with a new Mary and Joseph to boot!
I told my SO, NO the dogs may not have the stolen Jesus to play with. We were going to take the dogs to see the big light display in town, but they can just forget it now.
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*Michelley*
Bitch, please
PeaNut 117,887
November 2003
Posts: 18,051
Layouts: 0
Loc: Like it's any of your business
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Nantini
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 274,935
August 2006
Posts: 5,099
Layouts: 8
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This is the best.post.ever. |
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meowgal
PeaFixture
PeaNut 182,333
December 2004
Posts: 3,292
Layouts: 96
Loc: Midlothian, VA (near Richmond!)
| Posted: 12/8/2010 2:38:08 PM
Best Holiday Tale evah!! |
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my2kidzmom22
Good Pea, Gone Bad
PeaNut 92,960
June 2003
Posts: 16,101
Layouts: 0
Loc: Orange County, CA
| Posted: 12/8/2010 2:40:48 PM
i was just thinking of this thread last night when i was watching Raising Hope! | |
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ceepea
BucketHead
PeaNut 343,496
October 2007
Posts: 643
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 12/8/2010 2:50:42 PM
I have been waiting for this thread since December 1! Thanks for posting | |
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domoo
OMG....Did I really say that out loud?
PeaNut 262,693
May 2006
Posts: 5,761
Layouts: 7
Loc: Louisville, K
| Posted: 12/8/2010 2:55:56 PM
My all-time favorite Christmas thread!! Thanks. |
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redrubies
BucketHead
PeaNut 92,546
June 2003
Posts: 773
Layouts: 0
Loc: Broken Arrow, OK
| Posted: 12/8/2010 2:59:31 PM
I always look for this post around this time of year. Truly.....the funniest post EVER!!!!!!! |
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MergeLeft
Typical Liberal
PeaNut 221,236
August 2005
Posts: 19,087
Layouts: 67
Loc: Houston
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It isn't Christmas on the NSBR until we've had this thread! Thanks for resurrecting it! |
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HeatherMax
PeaAddict
PeaNut 37,588
May 2002
Posts: 1,575
Layouts: 40
Loc: Virginia
| Posted: 12/8/2010 3:38:28 PM
Yeah!!!!! |
Heather
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HeatherMax
PeaAddict
PeaNut 37,588
May 2002
Posts: 1,575
Layouts: 40
Loc: Virginia
| Posted: 12/8/2010 3:38:34 PM
Yeah!!!!! |
Heather
Mom to Abby 11, Drew 9 and Mia 4 | |
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Kathy Montgomery
Addicted to the Exclamation Point!
PeaNut 42,004
July 2002
Posts: 11,159
Layouts: 454
Loc: N.CA
| Posted: 12/8/2010 4:18:25 PM
OkAY! NOW it's Christmas time-Dharma's famous thread is BACK! |
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redmusic
PeaNut
PeaNut 359,649
January 2008
Posts: 220
Layouts: 0
Loc: Kansas
| Posted: 12/8/2010 4:23:00 PM
Oh my. I must have missed this before! TOO FUNNY!!! I just {heart} Two Peas. |
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twinsmom-fla99
PeaFixture
PeaNut 203,642
May 2005
Posts: 3,345
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 12/8/2010 4:25:52 PM
Thank you! NOW I am in the Christmas mood! | |
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guzismom
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 31,617
March 2002
Posts: 9,340
Layouts: 59
Loc: southern new mexico
| Posted: 12/8/2010 5:47:00 PM
Where's the OP? I can't see it...and I remember, it is truely funny!
ETA: I found it, copy and pasted above. Please disregard... |
Marilyn (now in New Mexico!!)
SCUBA diving and SCRAPPING Mom of two
Canon 5DMkII, 24-70 2.8L; 70-200 2.8L IS, 50 1.4;
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BoSoxBeth
Working for SHALOM
PeaNut 44,871
August 2002
Posts: 17,098
Layouts: 8
| Posted: 12/8/2010 5:56:10 PM
Oh wow, it's back!! The thread is back!! | |
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littlefish
Peain' in the Pool
PeaNut 78,065
March 2003
Posts: 16,343
Layouts: 139
Loc: Sunshine State
| Posted: 12/8/2010 6:17:38 PM
Anyone else see the news story about churches equipping the Baby Jesus (Jesuses? Jesus's? Jesus'?) in their nativity displays with GPS tracking?
TOTALLY reminded me of this thread.
Thanks for the bump! |
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BeckyTech
Ask me about backups!
PeaNut 468,133
May 2010
Posts: 5,329
Layouts: 0
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Oh my goodness!
We were going to take the dogs to see the big light display in town, but they can just forget it now.
THIS was the funniest part!!! | |
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Kristalina
Never mind, I forgot what I was going to say.
PeaNut 40,938
June 2002
Posts: 8,443
Layouts: 45
Loc: Middle of the Monterey Bay - Ca.
| Posted: 12/8/2010 6:24:11 PM
AAAAAH good times!
I told my SO, NO the dogs may not have the stolen Jesus to play with. We were going to take the dogs to see the big light display in town, but they can just forget it now.
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Jenncr8s
PeaNut
PeaNut 336,594
September 2007
Posts: 436
Layouts: 0
Loc: So Cal
| Posted: 12/8/2010 6:27:36 PM
Ahhhh...it finally feels like Christmas! |
Jenn
Please check out my site at donors choose... http://www.donorschoose.org/Jherman
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momofacpsjmae
BucketHead
PeaNut 38,841
May 2002
Posts: 977
Layouts: 29
| Posted: 12/8/2010 8:16:21 PM
Great thread!! One of best threads ever at 2Peas! |
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BuckeyeSandy
Old Dogs are Best!
PeaNut 92,987
June 2003
Posts: 22,357
Layouts: 364
Loc: With my dogs
| Posted: 12/8/2010 8:43:43 PM
You know, I ought to go down the street and ask the neighbors if I could borrow theirs for a few moments for a photo shoot with my three dogs and the "baby Jesus" just in honor of this thread; and use it for our Christmas Cards. |
Sandy
Every MOM is a working mom!
"Retired" after 22 years of an Air Force Career
REMEMBER this Veterans Day
To quote Wayne Gretzky, "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
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NYC Mom
PeaFixture
PeaNut 224,540
September 2005
Posts: 3,865
Layouts: 0
Loc: New York City
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Some peas did not have this bookmarked, so here ya go!! have fun!! |
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magenta
Mr. Conductor, if you Pea...
PeaNut 51,170
October 2002
Posts: 7,260
Layouts: 1
Loc: CA
| Posted: 12/6/2011 12:38:51 AM
BTT... because it wouldn't be a Two Peas Christmas without it.
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SuffyAnn
PeaNut 181,774
December 2004
Posts: 7,862
Layouts: 17
| Posted: 12/6/2011 12:49:16 AM
My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus
Ripped his little plastic self right out of the neighbor's nativity. Knocked Mary down, jumped on Joseph, barked at the donkeys. Hay was everywhere.
I am so sick, all I could do was moan and point while my SO chased them down the street screaming "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!"
As an adult, that is the closest I have ever come to peeing my pants on a public street.
Now we have to tell the neighbors and spring for a new babe in the manger. The dogs were bummed and we hid the mangled child in our garage. How many stores do you think we'll have to visit before we find a match?
::Updated Later That Afternoon::
Well, the wife took it well, the husband not so much. He said "Well I'm glad you came over with an explanation, because we were calling the Sheriff just now." OMG! How to explain this to the cops?!
After about 2 hours of searching stores for Jesus, I came home and as luck would have it, our other neighbors gave us the 411 - someone sold those nativity sets door to door in the 70s. Yes, the 70s. And they still had theirs. Yes! Jesus was returned to the manger with a new Mary and Joseph to boot!
I told my SO, NO the dogs may not have the stolen Jesus to play with. We were going to take the dogs to see the big light display in town, but they can just forget it now.
And NOW I am bookmarking for next year! Merry Christmas Dharma, wherever you are! | |
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Kathy Montgomery
Addicted to the Exclamation Point!
PeaNut 42,004
July 2002
Posts: 11,159
Layouts: 454
Loc: N.CA
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6 years later, and this post still makes me laugh until I cry. |
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Just Lizzy
Original Pea #5005
PeaNut 19,817
August 2001
Posts: 20,127
Layouts: 54
Loc: On the rocky shores of life... AKA Mid-Missouri
| Posted: 12/6/2011 2:52:50 AM
I was feeling pretty bummed yesterday, wondering where my Christmas spirit had gone to, and now it's back!!!
Gotta' love the Christmas Classics.
Here's to you, Dharma, wherever you be. |
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Sue_Pea
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 36,163
April 2002
Posts: 9,850
Layouts: 5
Loc: here, there and everywhere
| Posted: 12/6/2011 5:03:33 AM
Ha ha ha, just in time for the holidays! Thanks for bringing this back; it still makes me laugh! | |
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Velouria
Pixie Pea
PeaNut 41,800
July 2002
Posts: 12,705
Layouts: 638
Loc: Arizona
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mishkismom
AncestralPea
PeaNut 163,728
August 2004
Posts: 4,202
Layouts: 41
Loc: Connecticut
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Thanks!
I always read this very glad it wasn't a live manger!  |
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persPEAcacious
PeaNut 39,832
June 2002
Posts: 5,001
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 12/6/2011 6:57:03 AM
This is the first time I've read the original post - - hilarious!! |
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BuckeyeSandy
Old Dogs are Best!
PeaNut 92,987
June 2003
Posts: 22,357
Layouts: 364
Loc: With my dogs
| Posted: 12/6/2011 7:56:27 AM
No turkey for Thanksgiving and a missing Jesus - ah, the Holidays!
Love this stuff. |
Sandy
Every MOM is a working mom!
"Retired" after 22 years of an Air Force Career
REMEMBER this Veterans Day
To quote Wayne Gretzky, "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
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scoobers
Why, YES!, I am a princess.
PeaNut 417,049
March 2009
Posts: 12,860
Layouts: 0
| Posted: 12/6/2011 8:01:44 AM
Man I love the Peas and this is just one of the reasons why! |
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HeatherMax
PeaAddict
PeaNut 37,588
May 2002
Posts: 1,575
Layouts: 40
Loc: Virginia
| Posted: 12/6/2011 8:03:40 AM
One of my favorites!!!
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Heather
Mom to Abby 11, Drew 9 and Mia 4 | |
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