My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

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Posted: 12/6/2011 8:43:29 AM
I wait for this thread every year!

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Posted: 12/6/2011 8:44:02 AM
I LOVE this thread. It's tradition!

ETA: Dang, where is Dharma? Where is the OP?



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Posted: 12/6/2011 9:48:58 AM
This is one of the best threads I've EVER read here. I LOL the first time it was posted and it just seemed to get funnier every time I revisited.

Bring back the OP!


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Posted: 12/6/2011 9:55:56 AM

I wait for this thread every year!


Me too!


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Posted: 12/6/2011 10:24:39 AM
Why oh why is the OP gone?!



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Posted: 12/6/2011 10:47:02 AM

Bring back the OP
See page 7




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Posted: 12/6/2011 11:36:34 AM
Thank you!! I was hoping that someone would
1) identify where the original post was AND
2) BTT --- the best of 2Ps Holiday Stories!!

Thank you!

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Posted: 12/6/2011 11:44:53 AM
Thanks for bringing this back! NOW it feels like Christmas


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Posted: 12/12/2011 12:32:41 AM
I agree, it definitely isn't Christmas without this thread, LOL!



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Posted: 12/12/2011 12:36:35 AM
Where is the original post? The hilarious story is missing.



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Posted: 12/12/2011 12:56:05 PM
Does anyone have the OP saved?


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Posted: 12/12/2011 12:57:32 PM
On page seven someone has pasted the original post.


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Posted: 12/12/2011 1:10:30 PM
You know what's funny? Last year, when this was re-posted, I was thinking "Man, some people got so up in arms about this and missed the humor, give me a break!" and then I read a post I made in which I was up in arms and CLEARLY missed the humor!!!! Lord, a-mighty.

I must have had a candy cane up my butt that day.


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Posted: 12/12/2011 1:15:56 PM
This is still my all time favorite on 2Peas. I still laugh every time I read the OP. (seen on Page 7)





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Posted: 12/12/2011 5:22:36 PM
Yep, this is the BEST post I've ever read on Two Peas. NOW it feels like Christmas! Thanks so much for reposting the original thread-I've been thinking about this since Thanksgiving, but I couldn't remember exactly how it went. It is so hilarious!

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Posted: 12/3/2012 8:13:51 PM
It's that time of year... My favorite post ever - see page 7 for the original post


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:08:48 PM
Every time I drive by a little plastic baby Jesus I think of this thread.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:10:25 PM
Once again, HUGE. LIKE!!!

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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:20:51 PM
I really, really. REALLY! Needed this tonight, thanks for digging it up!


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:28:28 PM
Awesome I remember reading this thread for the first time last year

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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:32:56 PM
thank you so much for bumping this thread!! off to read page 7, and to laugh hilariously!!




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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:54:22 PM
I remember this thread when it first posted and laughed. until. I. cried. So, So funny.....

See page 7






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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:00:18 AM
I'm a new pea, so I hadn't seen this yet, so funny!

My mother is a member of a whippet list -- and there's a similar story on the list. The poster's whippet jumped on the trampoline to get the ummph to clear the fence. Then ran to the dog hating neighbors' house and stole baby Jesus! They ended up putting Jesus back unharmed and covering the paw prints in the snow.


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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:07:22 AM
The best written Christmas story...ever! I laugh every single time this story rolls around.

I wonder if Dharma ever pops in to NSBR and laughs that this thread is back for the 8th time?

I would love to see any current event stories from her!


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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:19:59 AM
Now the holidays are here...I love this thread!

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Posted: 12/4/2012 7:49:56 AM
YAY!!! I finally know what you guys are talking about!! *laughing my butt off right now*




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Posted: 12/9/2012 4:49:33 PM
I wait for this thread every year! But it makes me sad to see so many Peas gone!



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Posted: 12/9/2012 4:51:31 PM
Best Christmas thread ever!

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Posted: 12/9/2012 5:32:04 PM
We were on a walk this morning, saw a creche, and I said, "Oh look, their Savior is intact!"





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Posted: 12/9/2012 8:35:38 PM
BTT -- original post has been restored to the beginning of the thread!


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Posted: 12/9/2012 8:46:10 PM
Oh this is awesome. I had not seen it before!!! WOOHOO!!!


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We were going to take the dogs to see the big light display in town, but they can just forget it now.
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This line gets me every time!

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Posted: 12/10/2012 3:51:24 PM
It just isn't the Christmas season until I've read this post. Makes me LOL every year.

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Posted: 12/10/2012 10:29:13 PM
Glad the tradition continues! It just isn't the Christmas season without someone posting this, LOL!



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Posted: 9/19/2013 2:32:23 PM
Since this was brought up in epic threads...


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Posted: 12/11/2013 9:22:41 AM
I love this story, I look forward to it every year!


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Posted: 12/11/2013 9:53:46 AM
Well now it's Christmas time


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Posted: 12/11/2013 10:09:07 AM
Still my all time favorite thread. It brings tears to my eyes from laughing no matter how many times I read it.





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Posted: 12/11/2013 10:21:38 AM
Thank you , thank you!! You have no idea, guess you do, how many times I wish I had saved the story in my computer!!

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Posted: 12/11/2013 10:26:42 AM
Sweet! It is holiday time officially in Pea-dom!!

Still ROTFLMAO!!


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Posted: 12/11/2013 10:36:03 AM
NOW, I am ready to get decorating for the holiday!




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Posted: 12/11/2013 11:59:24 AM
It's not truly Christmas until someone bumps this thread!


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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:15:20 PM

I agree, it's not really Christmas until this thread is back on the front page. It's a 2 Peas classic!



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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:21:01 PM
YAYYY!!!! It I OFFICIALLY the Christmas season now!!! I wait for this every year, thanks for reposting.

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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:21:21 PM
It's christmas again

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Posted: 12/23/2013 3:55:49 PM
Bumped by request!

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Posted: 12/23/2013 5:07:39 PM
It's officially Christmas in Pea Land now this thread is bumped. Hilarious



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Posted: 12/23/2013 5:12:29 PM
Always good for a laugh. Hilarious, really. So funny it brings my mainly lurker self out to post. Love that this is bumped each year. Still makes me giggle.


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Posted: 12/23/2013 5:12:34 PM
Always good for a laugh. Hilarious, really. So funny it brings my mainly lurker self out to post. Love that this is bumped each year. Still makes me giggle.


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