Is anyone else submitting something to Decorate Matt's Office ??

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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:04:03 PM


Raise you a geoduck.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:07:07 PM
Pee Wee collectible plate, these are very rare, but I'm willing to part with it for the cause.




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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:09:42 PM
Tina, I think that's MSP's project....that's her signature penis on the side, lol.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:13:08 PM
Maybe a sculpture?

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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:45:07 PM

SockMonkey
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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:51:49 PM
I really like this one. Who doesn't dream of one day riding a giant lobster?

Amazeballs.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:57:08 PM
That sculpture is going to cost a pretty penny in SHIPPING - which, BTW will not be refunded even if you don't win.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 6:59:48 PM


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:00:52 PM

I really like this one. Who doesn't dream of one day riding a giant lobster?

Amazeballs.





Crabs? Maybe that was what the artiste was goin' for?

And MSP I think the Hoff shading goes nicely with the grey walls. Fifty Shades of Hoff and all...


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:00:55 PM


CAT!

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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:01:27 PM
I KNEW a tear bear would make an appearance sooner or later!


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:01:39 PM


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:02:55 PM
Ha ha! I think we need some torn paper art! Sunset anyone?


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:03:29 PM


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:04:06 PM
Somebody freakin' find the sunset vagina.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:06:11 PM

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Awkward Family Photoshttp://pinterest.com/pin/245024035948390931/

ETA can only do links from phone.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:16:16 PM
No office is complete without an inspiring poster!


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:17:09 PM
Considering that WE are expected to pay to decorate his office,

I think ALL of these are awesome!

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costumehttp://pinterest.com/pin/245024035948134696/

Another link sorry


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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:19:06 PM
I was going to suggest he get new furniture. That's the ugliest stuff evah. But, I think it goes well with his new art.

In retrospect I don't think he knows what's he's gotten himself into.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 7:21:34 PM
Or we could follow the DD route and send in a bunch of painted paint brushes.

I personally like the classic "Dogs Playing Poker" painting. Love the updated look with Scooby and 101 Dalmatians (whatever his name was).

STJ really should show him this thread though- imagine the surprise/horror on poor Matt's face when he starts opening all these packages! He'll have nightmares for weeks! (esp. that clown painting)


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Posted: 12/3/2012 8:16:40 PM
Nothing warms up the office environment like taxidermy.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 8:34:32 PM
I haven't laughed at anything lately as much as this .
I'll have to find a picture that is just wonderful to add to this.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 8:40:58 PM
Not the original sunset vagina, but still. . .


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Posted: 12/3/2012 8:47:57 PM
New office furniture, you say? Here's a comfy chair to start with. . .


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Posted: 12/3/2012 8:50:26 PM
Never need to leave the desk! I can imagine some Peas with this setup.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 8:52:48 PM


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:00:02 PM
Do NOT google torn paper vagina!!!


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:04:47 PM


Tina


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:12:07 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooohhhh MY......goddddddddddddddddd...
seriously LOLPIMP!!
This guy must be new..little did he know what the nsbr would do to THAT contest...mean while over at the GS board they are probably breaking out the prima's. Wait bitches!!! we already got it covered!! ha






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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:20:34 PM
Tina, that is the most disturbing yet fascinating pic I've seen in a long time.


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:20:58 PM
Yeah, put a prima on *that*. (What the #&#$ did you google to find that, Tina?!?! Shudder.)


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:22:35 PM
Maybe I'll send in a copy of my Sea World layout.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:22:44 PM
Tina, WTF IS that?


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:24:33 PM
... aaaannnddddd with that last submission from Tina, I'm going to bed. lol


It appears we have reached the end of the interent.

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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:24:38 PM
Sunshine, you need some severed fingers on that seaworld LO for cripes sake!!






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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:26:49 PM
We could always Hoff up his office:



Or we could get one of those digital photo thingys and stream this on the wall:

Hypnohoff



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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:38:58 PM
It's a Were-vulva beast-girl of course!


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Posted: 12/3/2012 9:58:23 PM
For some reason this just struck me as NSBR all the way. 1 legged turkey with a small penis and a big mouth.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 10:01:59 PM
I mean.... yeah.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 10:07:40 PM
Oh why oh why did I have to look all the way through both pages!?!

Tina you WIN!

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Posted: 12/3/2012 10:09:17 PM
I stopped being able to read at "RETRACTABLE PENIS HANDS" and "PINK VEINY DRESS."

Tina - Dude. You've scarred me. Permanently.



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Posted: 12/3/2012 10:17:40 PM
I am laughing so hard I coughed up a lung!
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