Is anyone else submitting something to Decorate Matt's Office ??

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Posted: 12/3/2012 10:41:34 PM
It looks more like a penis top than a vulva. The little hands are penis-like as well.




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Posted: 12/3/2012 10:52:17 PM
OK people, the artist has a website of awesomeness. And each doll has a story! You may not want to look at it if you're about to go to sleep. Or eating. Or particularly sensitive to blood or death. Oh hell, just go look. You know you want to!

I'm pretty sure I need the Cannibal Twins and the Executioner's Daughter.


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OK people, the artist has a website of awesomeness. And each doll has a story! You may not want to look at it if you're about to go to sleep. Or eating. Or particularly sensitive to blood or death. Oh hell, just go look. You know you want to!]



***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL
***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***TUB*GIRL***


Ah, hell, I'm gonna go look...


*********Sue Who? *******


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Posted: 12/4/2012 12:17:40 AM

I'm pretty sure I need the Cannibal Twins and the Executioner's Daughter.


Ewwwwwwwwwwww



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Posted: 12/4/2012 12:52:26 AM
This thread needs to go down in Twopeas history!


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Posted: 12/4/2012 12:53:31 AM
Also, I'm bummed that so many people stole my ideas! I'm going to have to rethink my whole plan now!


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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:16:49 AM
I thought about a poster of someone wearing kitten heels and sporting a merkin, but the thought of googling that combination scared me. you know there'd be a stripper pole involved, too....

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Posted: 12/4/2012 10:31:28 AM
Poor Matt, what was he thinking?


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Posted: 12/4/2012 10:55:09 AM

This thread should be titled "things you cannot unsee" or "All I want for Christmas is to bleach out my eyes"
OMG--YES!!!



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Posted: 12/4/2012 11:18:22 AM
So glad I picked today to come back to this nutfest vortex.
Ive been gone for too long

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Posted: 12/4/2012 11:45:25 AM
Maybe a little 2P's fashion on the wall.



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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:09:29 PM
Here is my stamp of approval.


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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:12:25 PM
I triple dog dare all of you to submit these to the contest!

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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:15:27 PM

I am laughing so hard I coughed up a lung



Quick! Decoupage a few primas to it and send it in!


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Posted: 12/4/2012 1:19:23 PM
TINA! I just FELL OUT. I mean, I've been around the NSBR a long time and that has got to be the best random photo I have ever seen here.


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Posted: 12/4/2012 2:09:40 PM
Juanita, I'll see your dick in a box and raise you about 1,000 nerd points with this offering:


And I'm really, really, really hoping that Matt has a good sense of humor or we're all in BIG trouble.


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Posted: 12/4/2012 2:19:04 PM
Dang, my 16 year old daughter loves the 10th Doctor!!!! I bet she's never seen him like this before (and she won't from me either,lol!)


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Posted: 12/4/2012 2:56:36 PM
We are missing the Mormon kitsch from this thread.

And for the office warming potluck for Matt, I would suggest we bring this.....


Well Peas, I believe this thread has gone Thrusday.
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Posted: 12/4/2012 3:03:45 PM
"Ah, hell, I'm gonna go look..."


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Posted: 12/4/2012 3:09:37 PM
Jbeans, what the heck is in that jello?

And please send it to Matt. Or anyone but me.

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Posted: 12/4/2012 3:11:17 PM

Jbeans, what the heck is in that jello?

And please send it to Matt. Or anyone but me.



Have you not seen the wonderful jello salad thread from days of yore? Let me go see if I can dig that up......

Here we are.

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Well Peas, I believe this thread has gone Thrusday.
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Posted: 12/4/2012 4:16:36 PM
Wonder if Matt has seen this? hmm...well...it hasn't been pulled..yet..






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Posted: 12/4/2012 4:30:23 PM
It doesn't get much better than this SWEET piece of art:


It's even done on velvet. It just purrs class.



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Posted: 12/4/2012 4:49:24 PM
Clearly, this is what Matt needs.



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Posted: 12/4/2012 4:49:34 PM
I'd like to submit this great Canadian landmark!





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I had to Google that giant perogy to see where it was! Colour me surprised. I would have guessed Manitoba or Saskatchewan. Shows how much I know my Canadian landmarks!
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Posted: 12/4/2012 6:40:14 PM
Barbara, no worries, I've never seen it, I just happened to be aware of it because I read about it somewhere.


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Posted: 12/4/2012 6:57:35 PM
I <3 MSP. I haven't laughed so hard since reading about the ghetto wedding.



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Posted: 12/4/2012 7:01:12 PM

And I'm really, really, really hoping that Matt has a good sense of humor or we're all in BIG trouble.


Oh, don't worry. Neither Matt, nor anyone else at 2peas, has the time or resources to moderate the boards.

They do have time to hold office decorating contests. But only at the entrants' expense



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Posted: 12/4/2012 8:12:22 PM
OMG the cat stamp! I had forgotten how awesome that was!

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Posted: 12/4/2012 8:25:24 PM
Ewwwwwww. It looks like eyeballs floating around in that jello







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Posted: 12/4/2012 8:56:11 PM
^^^ THIS is why I love this place!


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Posted: 12/5/2012 9:31:16 AM
Did anyone notice the contest thread has disappeared? Maybe they realized we're not the target office for that contest.


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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:22:58 AM

Did anyone notice the contest thread has disappeared? Maybe they realized we're not the target office for that contest.



It's at the top of the page.
I'm going to place bets they're having a chuckle over this thread.


Well Peas, I believe this thread has gone Thrusday.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:26:13 AM
I just noticed they moved it too. Ooops!


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Posted: 12/5/2012 9:45:21 PM
OMG, I just spent the last 30 min alternating between dry heaving and laughing at that old jello thread!! LOL

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Hahahahha love the dr who one--and think ladies--the tardis is bigger on the inside...!


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OOOhhh....Ohh!! the stakes have been raised..you NOW!! get a
"prize pack"....ha..
get those velvet elvis's rolling in girls.






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Posted: 12/6/2012 1:17:50 PM
I thought this was going to be a serious thread. And now I'm scared.

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Posted: 12/6/2012 1:22:07 PM
'Cause every office NEEDS at least one "Chesty Chuck":



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Posted: 12/6/2012 1:54:15 PM
Who wouldn't welcome a framed photo of Larry King on a rollercoaster?






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Posted: 12/6/2012 1:57:43 PM
I think a welcome aboard gift is also in order.




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Posted: 12/6/2012 2:11:43 PM
WTH Is all over that baby?? hair??






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Posted: 12/6/2012 2:28:59 PM

WTH Is all over that baby?? hair??


Are you passing judgement on that follicly endowed baby?





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Posted: 12/6/2012 2:48:47 PM
OK, I am "reading" this thread while at work - any moment now, someone is going to arrive at my desk to see what I am laughing about.
Bring on more 'decorations' for Matt!




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