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Posted 1/15/2013 by ~Lauren~ in NSBR Board
 

~Lauren~
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Posted: 1/15/2013 6:47:54 PM
You've got to love the Irish Mammy!

Young Paddy invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Paddy's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between young Paddy and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Young Paddy volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to young Paddy saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you??

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Paddy.



So he sat down and wrote



DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING
EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.?

LOVE PADDY



Several days later, Paddy received an email from his mother which read



DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW!

LOVE MAM.






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Posted: 1/15/2013 6:49:31 PM
Bahahahahahhaahhaaaa!!! Good one Lauren!!!


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Posted: 1/15/2013 6:50:53 PM
LOL!!!!!



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Posted: 1/15/2013 7:42:13 PM
LOL!

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Posted: 1/15/2013 7:50:14 PM
I love it!

Thanks for the chuckle Lauren~



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Posted: 1/15/2013 7:52:20 PM
That was cute



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Posted: 1/15/2013 7:56:08 PM
That was funny!


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Posted: 1/15/2013 8:08:22 PM
excellent!


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Posted: 1/15/2013 8:28:36 PM
LOL!!!!!


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Posted: 1/15/2013 8:31:43 PM
good one!
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