Original Pea #1803
Loc: right here...even if some don't like it. ;)
|Posted: 1/15/2013 6:47:54 PM|You've got to love the Irish Mammy!
Young Paddy invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Paddy's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between young Paddy and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Young Paddy volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to young Paddy saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you??
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Paddy.
So he sat down and wrote
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING
EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.?
Several days later, Paddy received an email from his mother which read
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW!
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian - Henry Ford
Loc: Anywhere my Sooner boys are!
|Posted: 1/15/2013 6:49:31 PM|Bahahahahahhaahhaaaa!!! Good one Lauren!!!
Loc: Sweet HOME Chicago!!
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|Posted: 1/15/2013 7:42:13 PM|
Shut the PEA UP! Yer gettin me all twitterpaited!
Loc: Husker by Heart in WI
|Posted: 1/15/2013 7:50:14 PM|I love it!
Thanks for the chuckle Lauren~
|Posted: 1/15/2013 7:52:20 PM|That was cute
Loc: Fergus, Ontario
|Posted: 1/15/2013 7:56:08 PM|
That was funny!
Squillen's Best Bud
Loc: Montrose, NY
|Posted: 1/15/2013 8:08:22 PM| excellent!
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