My autistic son's take on gay marriage

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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:42:33 PM
I guess my autistic DS17 has been watching the news and we had the following conversation.

DS: So I hear they're trying to ban gay marriage.
Me: Actually, I think they're trying to decide if banning gay marriage is ok or not.
DS: Why would anybody care who someone marries?
Me: Well, some people believe that gay marriage goes against biblical teachings.
DS: Isn't being a Christian about loving everyone?
Me: I think so. That's why I don't care if you marry a white chick, a black chick, an asian chick, or even an asian dude.
DS: Well, I do like asians. I also like boobs. So I think I'm leaning toward an asian chick.

He is such a joy.


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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:48:54 PM
LOL.

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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:49:23 PM
That's hilarious.


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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:50:41 PM
He he!! I hope he finds the chick (or dude, if he changes his mind about the boobs), of his dreams someday!



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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:54:34 PM
cute!


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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:55:32 PM
That made me literally LOL!





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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:57:11 PM
I read that conversation to DH who laughed pretty hard. He also pointed out that the dude could have moobs.


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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:57:49 PM
I do like Asians. I also like boobs.

Best. Line. Ever.

Seriously.

I think you're doing something right with that son of yours. Thanks for spreading the joy!

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Posted: 4/4/2013 8:59:55 PM
I just love the way he cuts thru all the bs to get to the heart of the matter. Plus, he's hysterical. I am truly blessed.


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Posted: 4/4/2013 9:00:29 PM
Fantastic!


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Posted: 4/4/2013 9:08:56 PM
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Posted: 4/4/2013 9:13:21 PM

I read that conversation to DH who laughed pretty hard.
Same here. We both enjoyed that!


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Posted: 4/4/2013 9:40:04 PM
Sounds like you've got yourself a pretty good kid there!


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That's hilarious!!

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Posted: 4/4/2013 10:23:09 PM
That's funny
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Posted: 4/4/2013 10:26:08 PM
I read it to my 15 yo Aspie and he said, "that guy has a valuable opinion!"

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Posted: 4/4/2013 10:57:52 PM
That is funny! Thanks, I needed the laugh!



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Posted: 4/4/2013 11:00:48 PM
First time I have laughed all day! You have a great son!


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Thank you for that.

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Posted: 4/5/2013 12:29:22 AM
My autistic dd said,
"Mom, could you explain how this gay thing works? I think there is too many weiners involved."


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Posted: 4/5/2013 1:50:08 AM
Oh my, so funny!

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What a wonderful funny son you have.

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A straight-forward, honest, unadulterated opinion; how refreshing!


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