"10 baby shower cakes that are disturbing and awesome"

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Posted 10/19/2013 by *Paget* in NSBR Board

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Posted: 10/19/2013 11:22:30 AM
What-were-they-thinking-cakes ETA: Oops. Guess my link doesn't work - thanks Lolalayout for posting one.

Um...I love cake but I think even I would pass up a piece of these bad boys.


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Posted: 10/19/2013 11:25:53 AM
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Oh my gosh, those cakes are brutal!!


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Posted: 10/19/2013 11:31:26 AM
Oh dear God. Make it stop.

Those cakes are the definition of, "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."



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Posted: 10/19/2013 12:20:33 PM
Ok, I'm really sorry I clicked on the link. My Eyes hurt!


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Posted: 10/19/2013 12:22:12 PM
What's awesome about them?


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Posted: 10/19/2013 12:33:11 PM
Disturbing, yes ... Awesome? Not so much.

I would have to face punch and crazy person that made a cake like that for my baby shower! LOLOLOL!!!!


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Posted: 10/19/2013 12:38:51 PM

What's awesome about them?

They inspire awe in the viewer. Awe that there could actually be something like that depicted in cake form.


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Posted: 10/19/2013 12:42:27 PM
I would like to clarify that *I* do not think they are awesome (awesomely terrible maybe!) - it's the title of the story.


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Posted: 10/19/2013 1:22:05 PM
Just when you think they can't get worse, they do.

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Posted: 10/19/2013 1:23:19 PM

Those are disgusting! God help the customer who requests one of those.....I'm afraid I'd have to decline the order!


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Posted: 10/19/2013 1:37:43 PM
Lordy lord...


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Posted: 10/19/2013 1:55:55 PM
Yick. Those are vile. All of them were gross but a couple made me sick to my stomach. How can anyone eat those?? haha

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Posted: 10/19/2013 2:10:05 PM
OMG! I am laughing so hard! Then I clicked on the "penis cake" link at the bottom and now I'm crying! Thanks for link
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Posted: 10/19/2013 2:13:59 PM

adjective \ˈȯ-səm\

: causing feelings of fear and wonder

Oh yeah, those inspire fear all right....


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Posted: 10/19/2013 2:16:07 PM
Just say "NO"!

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Posted: 10/19/2013 2:18:30 PM
I too clicked on the penis cake link and those are just as hilarious.

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Posted: 10/19/2013 2:23:58 PM
I am crying I'm laughing so hard!!
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Posted: 10/19/2013 3:42:29 PM
Oh my goodness, I've seen it all now


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Posted: 10/19/2013 4:38:27 PM
Who the hell would ever have a cake like that

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Posted: 10/19/2013 4:57:39 PM
I find that I really hate most baby shower cakes shown online.

I hate the cakes made to look like a pregnant belly and breasts. Even covered with clothing, it's still just weird to cut into a pregnant , headless, limbless body.

And I really hate the cakes that look like babies. They either look like scary babies or they look real, and then , well, again, back to the cutting the cake issue.

But these...these are like both types of cake put together in the worst way, LOL!

I think I'll just stick to the cookies at these showers...since apparently even the cupcakes are getting into the vagina act.


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Posted: 10/19/2013 6:10:15 PM

OMG! I am laughing so hard! Then I clicked on the "penis cake" link at the bottom and now I'm crying! Thanks for link

Didn't everyone??

As for the cakes themselves, well, as a child of the south? I would just have to say "bless their hearts for having such a cake."

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Posted: 10/19/2013 6:59:14 PM
I'm not eating vagina cake. I'm just not.

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Posted: 10/19/2013 7:00:41 PM
I am sorry I looked.

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Posted: 10/19/2013 7:21:21 PM

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Posted: 10/19/2013 8:09:17 PM
LMAO...wish I hadn't seen them, but they're pretty darn funny and gross. So are the penis cakes.

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Posted: 10/19/2013 8:18:52 PM
Just Wrong

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Posted: 10/19/2013 8:39:56 PM

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Posted: 10/19/2013 11:31:04 PM

Did anyone take a close look at the cupcakes? I have to admit, someone has some decorating skills. They are all different,some are even on their period and some have infections.

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Posted: 10/20/2013 12:32:46 AM
"Disturbing and awful" is a better description.

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Posted: 10/20/2013 9:07:20 PM
The cupcakes made me gag!


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Posted: 10/20/2013 10:27:40 PM
Ok, I can't believe no one has mentioned this...

My favorite thing is on the big vagina/tiny baby cake - the little chocolate poop ball OMG!!

These are hysterical!

Thanks for sharing!!!

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Posted: 10/20/2013 11:14:39 PM


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I'm thinking . . .

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Posted: 10/21/2013 12:15:19 AM

Will someone please pass the eye bleach???


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Posted: 10/21/2013 8:55:41 AM
I liked it better the first way, where the link didn't work. Now I need the Men in Black to shoot me with that little light thingie.


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