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Posted 11/10/2013 by pennyring in NSBR Board
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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:22:07 PM
Who knew this was a thing?

Dino Erotica

I can't be the last person to find out about this.... Right?



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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:25:00 PM
Your link doesn't work....looks like you fixed it.

I stumbled upon dragon erotica once awhile ago. It was um, interesting.



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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:25:59 PM
Link's fixed. You're welcome, peas.




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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:26:21 PM
I want to know how in the hell you stumbled across that?


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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:26:43 PM
I'm a live and let live kind of girl.

But ewww....


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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:27:24 PM
You have Mr. Pennyring to thank. . He saw it on the Colbert Report or some such.




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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:27:47 PM
Link worked... And I had NO idea!

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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:28:05 PM
The reviews are a riot!

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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:35:24 PM
I can honestly say I have never before heard of that in my life.




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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:37:14 PM


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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:40:19 PM
This has been quite the topic for amusement in the fanfic community for the last few weeks. I haven't been brave enough to look at it.



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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:42:53 PM
Rule 34, if it exists, there is a porn of it.

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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:45:40 PM
I've been hoping someone wrote about this here- I wasn't going to be the one to start a post about Dino porn

I think I am going to write a sequal. It's going to be a velociraptor orgy. They hunt in packs, you know.



He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there.



ETA: OMG GUYS. Velociraptor porn is very much a thing. I googled it as a joke. I suggest you don't do that. Also, I never realized that she had written SO MANY dino porn books. One, I think is funny. Ravished by the Triceratops? You have problems.


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Posted: 11/10/2013 8:54:11 PM
What the hell? I can't believe that someone would come up with dino-porn.


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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:06:25 PM
Huh.

Dino porn?????

The writing process, I am not sure if I am horrified or fascinated. I mean, the author? Where on earth did the inspiration come from? Was she just sitting around one day watching Jurassic Park and get all...you know, watching the t-rex? and a fetish was born?

I am all about letting folks get off on their own gig, but given the choice, I would have gone for the professor guy over the dino.

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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:06:30 PM
But pennyring...did you click "to look inside"?

And curses but that's now going to show up in my ..."you might like this" suggestion list!



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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:08:15 PM

I think pony play was the last thing that shocked me like that. If you don't know, consider yourself lucky.


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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:09:02 PM
Getting to read those hilarious reviews is ALMOST worth all the dino-porn ads that will now follow me everywhere on the interwebs...



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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:09:16 PM
That is hilarious.

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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:13:55 PM
Okay, I didn't think I lived under a rock about certain topics, but I will admit that I have never heard of this before!



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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:14:44 PM
Omg! That is awesome!


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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:19:41 PM
Gives new meaning to the saying "I've got a big head and tiny arms"


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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:34:39 PM
Wow! lol Thanks for the entertainment.

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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:47:41 PM
It's only 19 pages, so the arms can't be the only thing about the T-Rex that is short.


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Posted: 11/10/2013 9:56:23 PM
Oh geeze, pennyring. Now Amazon is recommending Alien Seed, The Dragon's Virgin Bride, The Minotaur's Possession, and Mating Season of the Dragons.

How do I get rid of that crap!?


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Posted: 11/10/2013 10:05:17 PM
Wow interesting.

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Posted: 11/10/2013 10:07:52 PM
Still a better book than Twilight.



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Posted: 11/10/2013 10:35:35 PM
I shared the link with my best friend who had her own adventures in, shall we say, "unusual" erotica earlier this year. She is now begging me to buy the book so we can start a book club or something.

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Posted: 11/10/2013 10:59:58 PM

I think pony play was the last thing that shocked me like that
That was on an episode of Bones...is that a real life thing?


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Posted: 11/10/2013 11:16:41 PM
"curse my tiny little arms" LOL!


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Posted: 11/10/2013 11:16:49 PM
Oh, thank you for sharing. That is so stinking hilarious.

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Posted: 11/11/2013 12:19:35 AM
Horns of three, let it be.


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Posted: 11/11/2013 4:20:11 AM
OMG!!! WOW! The reviews are so dang funny! I feel like I need to buy the book just to see how her dino love ends. Who does that?! come on now, you gals know you want to buy it now!


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Posted: 11/11/2013 9:19:22 AM
Prettyinpeank, start looking for cookbooks or something totally unrelated. Then again, who knows what will pop up!





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Posted: 11/11/2013 10:11:58 AM
lol,I heard about this on the Colbert Report our the Daily Show or whatever it was also, but I forgot until now. I'm totally buying that,I need a laugh. thanks!

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Posted: 11/11/2013 10:24:19 AM

Getting to read those hilarious reviews is ALMOST worth all the dino-porn ads that will now follow me everywhere on the interwebs...



Awesome!


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Posted: 11/11/2013 10:36:04 AM

the arms can't be the only thing about the T-Rex that is short.


hahahaha!!!




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Posted: 11/11/2013 12:03:55 PM
Hubby wants to know what in the he** I am doing When I told him I was on the peas and reading about Dino erotica he just looked at me and repeated. What the he**
Lol



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Posted: 11/11/2013 12:24:48 PM
That is hysterical!


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Posted: 11/11/2013 12:42:22 PM
Wow, I just...wow. I don't know why I'm always surprised to learn that some fetishes exist, but this one DID surprise me.



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Thank you for this! I had recently clicked through a buzzfeed and had gotten a lot of clutter I was not interested in in my recommendations. I just got to clean that all up!


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OMG! TY! I just looked at my history and not only did I have the Dino Erotica, but there was a vaginal cleaning system that was also courtesy of another pea thread!

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No problem it is a good thing to know this time of year.


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Posted: 11/11/2013 4:52:47 PM
Ack!!!!! I clicked the link then accidentally touched 1-click to buy it! Omg! iPhones!!!!!



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Posted: 11/11/2013 5:51:52 PM
Who needs to buy the book? The reviews alone are a great read LOL!

This one is my favorite:


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Oh my.... Some people are a little out of the box.... Even for me.... Lol


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Apparently this is Christie Sims' thing. She also writes Orc erotica and other types. I guess a girl has got to make a living...


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Posted: 11/11/2013 11:08:11 PM
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