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McScrapper1

Member Since April 2003, 9210 forum posts, 83 public projects

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Hot Line

Original Author: Louella Dunann

Our daughter, Alicia Had just turned sixteen, And was earning the title Of "Telephone Queen." For her birthday we gave her Her own private phone Along with instructions To leave ours alone. Now we still catch her using Our line, with the stall, "I can't tie mine up, Mom, I might get a call."

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The invention of the teenager was a mistake....

Original Author: Judith Martin

The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.

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...recapture your youth

Original Author: Al Bernstein

If you want to recapture your youth, cut off his allowance.

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Could be Halloween

Original Author: Unknown

Yowling, prowling, growling cat Why do you switch your tail like that? Why do your eyes flash gold and green? Could be - must be - Halloween! Slinky, inky, blinky cat, Why do you arch your back like that? What scary creatures have you seen? Could be - must be- Halloween!

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Halloween

Original Author: Harry Behn

Tonight is the night When dead leaves fly Like witches on switches Across the sky, When elf and sprite Flit through the night On a moony sheen. Tonight is the night When leaves make a sound Like a gnome in his home Under the ground, When spooks and trolls Creep out of holes Mossy and green. Tonight is the night When pumpkins stare Through sheaves and leaves Everywhere, When ghoul and ghost And goblin host Dance round their queen. It's Halloween.

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Halloween Fright

Original Author: Unknown

We mask our faces and wear strange hats, and moan like witches and screech like cats, and jump like goblins and thump like elves, and almost manage to scare ourselves!

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Boo!

Original Author: Unknown

B is for broomsticks witches to fly, O is outrageous spooks that go by, O is for orange pumpkins so bright, These are the signs of a Halloween night.

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This looks really cute with the B, O, and O in bold on a page or card.

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God Made Grandfathers

Original Author: Unknown

God made Grandfathers Especially nice, They're better than bikes, And even white mice, He made grandfathers to joke with And to be special friends, to listen to problems, Again and again. He made grandfathers special, They're kind and patient too; And they always seem to love you, No matter what you do.

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